Humor Thread

LOL! I have this one in my collection too.

 

My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.

 

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

 

Gonna take a while to get used to your new avatar.

 

Yeah, I kind of miss my happy little fish. I may change it back, it still makes me smile.

I took this picture yesterday at Disneyland.

 

There are two things that smell like fish. Only one of them is fish.

 

Hmmm, fish tacos...

 

Yep, they are good!

 

Man's Best Friend

 

I was at the bar all last night drinking doubles. Got quite drunk really so took the bus home. Many of you won't see this as a big deal but I have never driven a bus before.

 

I'd have just posted "LoL" and nothing else, but the site won't let me...

 

""LOL""


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99 Words for boobs...

[video=youtube;SP6MXbRikns]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP6MXbRikns[/video]

 

Can we please get more westerns like this?

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=TXfltmzRG-g[/video]

 

"Itchy Whore"

Good short film.... Had me grinning.

 

This was a very clever use of the song.

 

"Sally, the itchy whore." She has a name you know.