America votes

Good luck America, the rest of the world thinks you might need it. :laugh:

 

opcorn:

 

Kindly remember that some folks here say they are voting for Donald Duck not Donald Trump. The premise being that since ducks only have cloacas it is impossible to grab their pussies. In the same vein we hope that those who are voting for the Donald are holding onto their own asses and assets.

I must retract my prediction that our beloved Donald would appear in the 2017 Guiness Book of World Records as the biggest looser of a presidential election in the entire history of the USA.

The durn book is out already..

 

This is like voting for if you want your leg amputated just above or just below the knee.

 

The Washington power base needs some serious disruption to get out of the corruption. I think both are fine candidates.....Crooked Hillary and Donald Trump......

 

Justin Trudeau for President of the Ununited Mistakes of Ascarikka

I only hope that whom ever gets in gets tuned up by more level headed handlers. What I saw is simply disturbing on both sides. Neither would fit the bill of a liberal or a conservative. They fit the bill of moronic organic matter.

Then again, who down there really cares what I think. Its none of my business.

 

Well there you go so now you know, be interesting to see where it takes the world

 

President Trump bitches!

 

In his first day in office President Donald Trump in a meeting with China's Xi Jinping grabs Madame Jinpings pussy and tells The Chairman that he was just checking to see if what he heard was true aboot the way those chink broads were built.

 

Well fuck me running. I did not think that was gonna happen. :shocked:

 

The Secret Service is already prepared - they've been working on a prototype called Hog Force One - I was able to get a spy pic below :witless:

 

i knew trump was a harleydood. any friends from the great white north have a place i can lay low for the next 4 years or so?

 

I think it may be you that needs to build a wall now to stop the influx.

 

Well if Trump still doesn't believe in global warming, maybe he needs to visit So Cal, going to be in the 90's today and it's technically winter! Might have to make up an excuse to go for a ride on company time!

 

On day two just after President Trump has the White House demolished and moves Washington DC into lands seized in NYC through a presidential order of eminent domain, China drops a 100 kiloton bomb right on top of the Trump Tower.

What is really going to be fun to watch is first all the Uber Right Wing quasi-Nazi media talking head dudes are going to have a couple of weeks of "I told ya so" field days. Then as soon as the really weird stuff starts going down the tune will change or they will lay the blame for both the shit and the fan on whoever they are told to.

 

I hear the Mexicans are starting a wall next Friday.

 

Ding! Dong!

 

That's a big 10-4

 

Izzat Madame Jinpings first name in a question to White House Press Secretary Elect Monica Lewinsky by the Prez.

 

I am stunned. The media is stunned. The Trump campaign is stunned. The deck was so incredibly stacked against Trump he just couldn’t win. We were told that only uneducated white men would vote for Trump. President Obama actively campaigned against him. The polls showed Trump losing and losing big. The media worked hand in hand with the Democrat party to discredit him. Big money donors pored dollars into Hillary’s war chest. The media had a bounty out on anything that would discredit Trump. They hauled up dubious accusers to smear his name. The Clintons (and Bushes) were actively against him. A list celebrities were against him. Late night comedy and talk shows lampooned him as a clown and a buffoon. The Never-Trumpers worked against him and even the Republican party establishment tried to derail his election. So, what does this election prove? It proves that our system still works. It proves that the people can still change to course of their government if they get pissed off enough.