Who has named their bikes?

Has anyone named their bike in the group other than me?

 

I call mine "The Honda" or sometimes "The VFR". Odd, but I never call it the Interceptor . . .

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No female name then? I called my 95' Gpz 1100 a bitch once and she did not run right for a week!;-)
She always was a little sensitive, but she dropped her center stand during a ride. And was a red head as well!;-)

 

Named mine in tribute to my beloved
Jimmy of 16 years----


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The VFR is the "Red Scooter "
The cbr is the "Black Scooter "

 

That's cool. I know that love. Mine was a Weimaraner named Bailey! Due to his coat color looking like a Baileys Irish Crème per my girlfriend at the time! Funny that she named her car at the time in the late 90's as Jimmy as well. Thanks.

Here is Bailey!

 

That's cool. I know that love. Mine was a Weimaraner named Bailey! Due to his coat color looking like a Baileys Irish Crème per my girlfriend at the time! Funny that she named her car at the time in the late 90's as Jimmy as well. Thanks.

 

Wow good looking boy Bubba.
Actually my wife surprised me when I came home from work in Herriman,
She was using him as a pillow on the front lawn, and I'm like WHO's dog is that?.
Abused but rescued and wouldn't come near me for a good year--- then unconditional love ❤️
I know this ain't no dog thread--- sorry for the hijacking


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I named my first viffer, Jane.
Rhyming slang for Jane Fonda. rhymes with Honda. Geddit?

 

Yup ... Storm.

 

Got to love those pooches. My dog is "Dog".

Naming inanimate objects can be thought of as objectifying and in many cases a form of mental illness. It has a name..

Objectum Sexuality. Folks with this disorder develop serious emotional attachments to inanimate objects. These feelings may even include sexual arousal brought on by certain objects. So you might want to keep people suffering from objectum sexuality away from your favorite teddy bear, lest your stuffed pal become the object of a very one-sided love affair. The size of the item being emoted upon isn’t always practical, either. One woman who suffers from this condition believes she is married to the Eiffel Tower. So perhaps it’s time to start worrying about your friend who talks incessantly about the love he has for his 50-inch plasma screen television.

In a recent study it was found, a favorite name for motorcycles among the Harley crowd is "Woody"

 

TotY--haha, that's troll, not tool.

Nothing like "In a recent study" to make something legit. Right up there with "Well" and "It was a dark and stormy night."

 

Well, I'm sticking to my story on that one or we could go to "studies show".. The dark and stormy night thing is questionable IMO I mean how else would it be at night other than dark unless it was one of those places where it's just flatass silly to have daylight savings time.

 

Dark & Stormy is a hell of a drink. Gota use the "seal" stuff. A motorcycle in general is a locomotive phallic symbol when you really analyze it. But who the hell wants to do that. I go by colour; black bike, white bike and the kawasaki. Dats all i go eace:

 

Gave up on the hooch years ago. Quit trying to be the Marlebooboo man too.

Stormy Night was a stripper in Seattle years ago. She was a 48 DDDD. Her act was simple. She just took it all off and crawled around the stage.

In a recent news article it was said she in now in a convent.

 

Who would name anything after a piece of shit like Jane Fonda? Don't you remember the guys that got killed because of her publicity stunt in Nam?

 

chill out sniper--it's just Ozzy/Cockney rhyming slang, he didn't mean to cause any Barney.

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Barney = Barney Rubble (of the Flintstones), rhymes with 'trouble'

 

I just had a disturbing thought. Ozzieboob may be married to Hanoi Jane.

 

These feelings may even include sexual arousal brought on by certain objects. So you might want to keep people suffering from objectum sexuality away from your favorite teddy bear, lest your stuffed pal become the object of a very one-sided love affair.

First thought--- SOW
That's right, from the communist in California


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Other than referring to the VFR as Viffer, Nope.