Who Hates Harley Davidson?

I'll just leave this here...

 

Why?????? Seen it a million times....gear huh, I DONT NEED NO STINKING GEAR on my new hardley. Must be Cali or he wouldn't have a brain bucket either.

 

I don't hate em, more people on the road means more bikes for people in cars to see out and about so maybe they'll be lookin for me. I do wish my 86 had an extra 50cc's though... Neither my 86 or 96 say what size engine it has on it anywhere, they always seem to be the guys starting conversation with "What is that like a 600?" or 750, or 1000, they just love guessing hehe

 

There's just something about a Harley that enables morbid obesity.......like lemmings going off a cliff.....without mufflers...., potato, potato, potato, SPLAT.....ROFLMAO!!!

Don't you just love seeing a herd of Hogs revving up their "engines" at The Gap Store before they slay the dragon at 35 mph!! How would you like your bike called a "Hog" ??

 

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1:14 :lol: x10000

 

Passing that would be fun. It really pisses off a gaggle of hardleys to be picked off one or two at a time.

 

It could take days to pick off that many harleydoods. Just as soon as they left that staging area the Gestalt dumbshit syndrome kicked in with most of them.

Used to design "runs" for them. Did I ride with them? Hell No!

 

Notice the one that crossed the double yellow just pulling out of the parking lot.

 

How can you tell when a Harley rider is fatigued ...?
He waves back!

I grew up thinking we all rode bikes because we loved it more than anything else ... And I thought that if you loved and rode it made a comradery between us all ...but not if you ride a Harley. If you ride s Harley you're above everyone else ... How childish but then that's right because I think some Harley riders are still little children still little bullies at school ... But there is someone worse than a regular Harley rider and it's a v-rod rider. They are the lowest!

 

Until the harleydoods figure oot that Vrods ain't made anymore and they start paying high prices hoping to make a shitload of pesos on a "classic". Notice please that the most "for sale" motorcycles are used Harleys.

HD manages to pull that one off every few years by promoting the idea that there are only so many bikes available so the great unwashed will run out and buy one hoping to make a whopping profit on the bike and basically getting to ride it free.. LOL

The stories from the harleydoods about Vrods are funny. The rust out, the engines blow up, they don't handle, stop or get good mileage.. a very long list.. including many sexual references.

The good side is that it gave the harleydoods something new to talk about instead of the SOS.

 

Looks like more that one crossed the line. Double yellow? Looks like a broken yellow.. The guy that went way over was the guy who dumped his bike.

Sometimes I think those toy runs are sponsored by Toys R Us. Everything has to be new..

 

Toy run, poker run, any kind of run's purpose is to start the bad boy up, ride it as few miles as possible, go park it someplace so it won't get miles on it and need a rebuild at 25K, then go in a bar and drink and talk bad ass smack, then attempt to ride the truck home while waving at everybody. A day in the life of a hog rider.......

 

I really like the way they follow nose to tail instead of a staggered formation.
Make more fun in an emergency stop situation.

 

Technically it's a passing zone, so the rider did nothing wrong. I can't imagine the chaos that ensued once they got to the actual corners on that road. I heard they were bringing in mechanics and EMS just in case.

 

I pass em by the dozens.

Don't bother me a bit.

 

What you say is true but I think its also the Harley way of determining gender.

 

Did the "Ride for Dad" event today - I couldn't stop laughing at the start of the event.

More than 1,400 motorcycles, a good majority of them being Harley or Victory. The parade out of town to start the Poker Derby Run began with some seriously loud fireworks ... then everyone started their engines and revved the living shit out of them. I couldn't help but think of that South Park episode and laugh ... a lot ...

 

Of the 1400 or so I wonder how many actually bought a poker hand? That many Harleys is a clusterfuck. This according to a recent study.

 

That many bikes on a "run" of any kind would call for some sort of backup including squirrel cages.

 

Did you ever get your VFR out of 2nd gear?

Don't you love it when you come up behind a Hardley and they speed up? I just stay behind them until they get uncomfortable going faster then let me pass.