Who Hates Harley Davidson?

Somehow hollering "FAG" at some dude running HAMC colors does not seem like a great idea. One could end up like Kenny..

 

S'True. If everyone is doing it though... What are they going to do? Pick a fight with everyone?

 

I sense your response is more academic than experiential. Best you check oot their website rather than guessing, or just pick any one of the badboy MC's there in your hood and give it a shot.

 

Harley Davidson, the most efficient way of turning gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

 

Old but still accurate.

 

Damn! I sure hope Sandwitch the Stout didn't really take my advice and call one of those badboy bikers a fag.

Some HD/Indian lore... No such animal as a suicide shift. There are examples of suicide clutches. Some HD and Indians had foot operated clutches of the rocker style. Shifting was by hand on a selector mounted on the side of the gas tank. Some of the bobber dudes modded the clutch pedal by cutting off the rear part of the pedal and installing a big spring.

There is a tale told by harleydoods that on old Harleys with cable operated clutches, if ya rode one and came to a railroad crossing when a train was coming, to shift into neutral. The story is that one dude didn't , the clutch cable let loose and he and the train became one.

Taken from the Zen of Harley Book of Facts.

 

Was getting off my bike yesterday and a fellow worker pulls up and revs the dam thing every 5 seconds, setting off all kinds of alarms.
So I ask, when you went to the school of harley ownership, did they teach everyone to rev there engines so that everyone knows there badass or just to annoy everybody in the vicinity.
He looked at me and said Fuck off...I just started laughing and he just walked away, with his fringed new harley jacket and his tiny little brain bucket.

 

not to mention harleys have the worst exhaust note. sounds like a lactose intolerant giant ate a swimming pool size bucket of ice cream and a food trucks worth of chimichangas

 

Harley riders just like their sphincters massaged. Thus the insensate reving.

 

Anything that handles like a ships anchor , looks like an anchor , weighs the same as an anchor belongs on a ship as an anchor

 

Duccman, know why Harley riders always rev the throttle several times when sitting at a light?

So all of the parts fall off in one spot. :tongue-new:

 

Okay, one more....
Know the difference between a Harley and an Electrolux?

With an Electrolux, the dirt bag is on the inside.

 

what if ya did the south park thing and just randomly walked up behind him during the work day and yelled the harley noise at him?

 

Perfect, I'll have it on my phone and when we are hangin in the break room I'll just randomly play it full volume and see if he reacts to it....can't wait...great idea
Vroom vroom

 

could also drop the phone in a paper cup to maximize the auditory results.

 

You bet cha

 

Revving the V-Twins has become in part part of the lore for a reason.

On the old bikes, crappy carburetors and ignitions. One of the cures for at least the carbs back in the day (and night too) was retrofitting an Amal GP or a Delorto. Most harleydoods even then just revved the engine to keep it from dying. Those old Harleys did not have electric starters and many had magnetos. Get the wrong combo going and one of those 74s or even a 45 could kick the shit oot of ones shinbone.

 

I would have asked him if there was something wrong with his bike. Was it that he has to keep revving it to keep it running.? Most Harleys sound like an old Ford/Chevy pickup truck with bad exhaust. I heard what I thought was a Harley coming down my street. It turned out to be an old Ford pickup with bad exhaust. Really sounded like a Harley though.

 

What could be fun is to move your mouth like you were talking to the harleydood pointing to his bike then a tree, rock , your crotch, armpit ect..

Another one is to ask technical questions like ,That sure is a big motorbike, are they heavy? Do they burn a lot of gas? What's wrong with your motorbike? Are those car tires?

 

lol, that made me remember seeing a guy when I was a young lad get launched off his Hardley then limp around with a bruise in the arch of his foot.