Humor Thread

In Russia if a cop ask for your papers, you are already in trouble because the first thing they do is say its no good even if its perfect. I had the same trouble taking my Real estate test-I had to come up with perfect paper work or go home costing me $85 and a 110 mile drive. I had a old passport that was no good by less than a week and they excepted the old passport with like two days left on it- last time and driver License . When you think about Adoff Hilter has won the war and USA has taken its place even using Germen guns on the M1 tank. And who built the Saturn Rocket also German made. But you have to give that thug Hilter just one credit-he would Kill you if he saw you make a PEDO-Pavement Edge Drop Off on his road,:ranger:

 

I'm sure that was funny somehow but so subtle I missed it.

 

that's called radical Humor or saltire . Too fancy for cave men type or BB Trolls. Nothing more fun then pointing out how very poorly run a supposed first world country is. Gee our Famous leader governor may become only the third Fired governor in usa history. And he was elected twice, what does that say about the voter's. There is a lesson to be learned here that is very valuable -advertising does work . I have to admit- I only have lucid moments once in a while, the other times -I don't do to well. But one thing I do know is I can't swim against a running river and I need to remember that every day.uke:

 

that is funny looks like the post office box-email has taken over:smokin:

 

Thanks,
It's actually in a doorway, where a latch goes in to lock the door.

 

Actually it's neither. It's not even close to being humorous in any type.

Now this is satire and sinister at best:

"saltire

[sal-teer, -tahyuh r, sawl-]

• Examples
• Word Origin

noun, Heraldry.
1. an ordinary in the form of a cross with arms running diagonally from the dexter chief to the sinister base and from the sinister chief to the dexter base; St. Andrew's cross."

I think you need a dictionary. Might as well pick up a thesaurus also...............Now that's funny!

 

What's another word for thesaurus?

 

I don't think that is funny either, but what do I know-I just make rude comments all day-and hope you jump up in the air and fall down..:moony:

 

Well.... most of this thread has some humour in it.:blah::blah::blah::blah:

 

Trying to understand SOW is like trying to smell the color 9

 

Here he gos, More BS to get everyone's panties in a bunch.....I have the word of the day.....
IGNORE. ..IGNORE. ...IGNORE.

 

What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?


I don't know and I don't care!!!

 

Burp, Burp

 

Alex Trebek?

I wonder how he would do if he was a contestant on his Jeopardy.

 

BIOLOGY EXAM:This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced biology class were taking their mid-term exam.The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.The question was worth 70 points or none at all.One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the baby

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test,he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.He got an A.

 

LMAO Randy. Sent to a pregnant friend.

 

BTW. No suckling on your part either.