Getting ready for the Perfect vfr oil change!

Y'know if yawl wouldn't rattle the bars, the monkey won't throw shit at you.

 

Never chase a Baboon up a tree-he will pee on you. Can't wait to change the oil, more fun then riding it.

 

SOW gets more Freudian with each submission. Lube-broomhandles and backwork all in the same sentence.. Eeeek!

 

A broom handle does work very to lift up the back tire-I don't have the dough for a single swing arm stand

 

VFR World Troll of the Year Championship 2015! The guy needs a mentor to reach the same heights you have, give back to your people and share those skills.

 

Thanks. I figured someone would step up to the plate. May the Gods be with you.

 

WTF...work very to lift...
What planet are you from....nanu nanu, or are you Borg?

 

I don't for the life of me understand why someone needs to brace up the rear wheel when doing and oil change on these bikes. Mine rests on the front wheel when on the centre stand, and even if the rear wheel touches the ground, who really gives a shit? Has no bearing on changing oil.

Fuck man. I said I was not going to nibble and here I am. I'm going to the bathroom to clean my eyes with steel wool!

 

NO Randy, steel wool won't work

 

Fine. I have a brand new Bosch random arbital sander and lots of 80 gritt discs.

 

Maybe SOW tips the bike over first then changes the oil.

 

Guess where the broom stick really go's. ...ooooooh!!!!!

 

had a lawnmower en I lived in NJ where you had to drain oot the oil from the same place you poured in the new; used to position the lawn mower so that the oil would go into a chip-monk hole. Never killed off the chip-munks and OSHA is none the wiser :loco:

SOW is in a class/by/him-her-she-self :flip:

 

OK, as Duccman pointed out, where did SOW learn English? In this day and age even 5 year old can express themselves better than SOW!

 

SOW is priggish.

 

ouch, owe ah, the mean things you say hurt mee feelings

 

prig·gish
ˈpriɡiSH/
adjective
adjective: priggish

self-righteously moralistic and superior.
"a priggish little pedant"
synonyms: self-righteous, moralistic, holier-than-thou, sanctimonious, prudish, puritanical, prim, strait-laced, stuffy, prissy, governessy, narrow-minded; More
informalgoody-goody, starchy
"Miss Sinclair couldn't possibly have been as priggish as she seemed way back then"
antonyms: broad-minded

Yes.

 

NIM ROD:::::
he steals the dried snot from under the science teachers desk."