Humor Thread

Yea...he almost got kicked out of R3 for doing that one year...something about the grey hair i guess...

 

Thought this was a good one.

 

He's really mooving

 

Somehow, the song title Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off comes to mind. Please don't give her tequila.

 

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!

 

Ride Red!

 

(Too cold?)

 

I don't give a fuck who you are. The sign says no parking, asshole!

 

I don't think it's the parking, it was the not stopping completely at that airport entrance stop sign.

 

Double check your camera angle before shooting.

 

No kidding!!!

 

Try anal.....what?
Wow...probably ruined her for life...more ways then we know...

 

I hate it when someone with a fucking boom box car pulls up beside me.

 

So that's the guy my ex mother in law fucked off with!

 

Is that her?????

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My mother-in-law is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"