Humor Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOBgvHmqf4

 

^^^Is that for real???^^^^ OMG! I couldn't even watch the whole thing!

 

I'm sure this has been posted before in a shorter format. Still funny though.

http://youtu.be/7Fzb6oVF5m0

 

Looks like he didn't LEAN his bike back to the right in time.

 

Love the guy that says, there going to beat our ass's. Is that because the bad ass image of hardley riders?
I would say inexperienced rider following another bike.......that knew how to lean. Never like to see anyone crash but what an
ASSHAT

 

I felt the same way. I found it painful to watch.

 

Lintowski go back a few and find where his buddies are doin burn outs on his bike. LMFAO.

 

[h=1]Exercise For Randy[/h] For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this regimen! Three days a week works well.

Begin by standing outside behind the house, with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can, if you can reach a full minute, relax. You may start feeling the exercise work with a little pain.

After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB. potato sacks After you have master the 10lb sacks move up to the 50-LB.
potato sacks. You should start feeling stronger. Then move up to the 100 lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

Next, start adding a couple of potatoes in each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it at this level.

 

Got a good chuckle. I'm going to start tomorrow

 

Advise delivered from a true expert. Nothing beats experience for advice. I was going to say start with a six pack in each hand, then progress to a dozen. Then I got to the end. You go Grey. Seems it's us old fuggers who go the distance when it comes time for a burger and beer. LOL

 

I think a huge problem with Harley riders is the giant rear brake pedal. They wear out rear brakes 4 to 1 over the fronts. No stopping power on those huge behemoths with only the rear. And a bad pass and not being to negotiate a turn even at the very slow speed he was at.

 

Its not the Harley s fault.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9MVY8swO5M&t=20

 

I often wondered about the safety issue of making a motorcycle with such a shallow lean angle. If you ride a sport bike you know that if you get in trouble in a corner you can just push it down and go around. On a cruiser you start touching down hard parts in a hurry, sometimes lifting the rear wheel. As for the rear brake, it is also part of the Harley mystique. Back in the days of dirt road America and with the lack of any effective front wheel braking, using the back brake to stop was a good idea. This myth still prevails just like the superiority of hard tail suspension and springer forks.

 

Oh yes it is. Just do a search on Harley wobble.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=harley+wobble+in+corners&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&
mid=6CC06BEFC29E2D1732A96CC06BEFC29E2D1732A9

 

Proper motorcycle maintenance.

 

Duhamel on 5
Spies on 11
I think. Very funny

 

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I
went straight back to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists'
Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a
teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.


The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.


I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"


Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with
me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue
and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he
spit it out on the floor and began coughing.


When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now,
does that taste sweet to you?"


The pharmacists, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in
his eyes yelled, "HEAVENS NO!!!"


So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My Doctor told me to get
my Urine tested for Sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though,

because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!

 

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gate.

*St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down.

“You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. “

“What'll it be?" The first priest asked, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains ."

“So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. Peter?"

" No I told you the computer is down, there's no way we can keep track of what you are doing.”

" In that case" says the second priest, “I've always wanted to be a stud."

So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.

"Will you have any trouble locating them?” He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.

But the second one could prove to be more difficult.

“Why” asks the Lord.

“He’s on a snow tire, somewhere in New Brunswick .”

 

[h=1]Translating Hebrew[/h] A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were atleast three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil."

"The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them."

"Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food."

"The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Suddenly a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: "Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!"

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For Billy.
Life of a Hardly rider.