You Know You're Getting Old When:

I find myself slightly annoyed that NorcalBoy can afford thousands on motorcycle mods but not a measly 20 bucks to support VFRworld

 

You know you're getting old when you grow more hair on your ears than on the top of your head.

 

....and your nose!

 

You know your getting old when........ You take 1/2 a viagra every night so you don't roll out of bed.

 

You know your old when you can remember when the transistor came out. You could then get a portable transistor radio. High tech back then..........

 

Or, you upgraded US Navy Radar gear to transistor from tubes to get them working, could remember the math involved and the Ship you were on killed 5 more people when they cut her for scrap in 1992.......

 

You know you're getting old when you have to get those LARGE pill organizers for you daily prescription. You knw, the ones that are labled Monday - Friday. Really old when yours has an AM and PM side to them. And fucking ancient if you can use those things as a measuring cup too, but your daily dose does not fit inside.

 

YOu are old when you are at a function and see a cougar up on the floor alone, and you will fight off, or try at least, three other old codgers to dance with her.

 

You know you're getting old when you know what one of these is.

 

^ I remember those! Also I remember being able to go to stores and marvel at the gigantic test tube machine testers too. David Lee Roth is older than me though. :rockband:

 

Now I'm in real trouble. .still have one

 

Did the Lee Majors loose his pecker?:jaw:

Yup, if you know who Lee Majors is, you are getting up there>

 

Lee Majors was boning Farrah Fawcett. Dude was my hero. "We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster."

 

Farrah Fawsett always said he was quick too.

 

Yeah, but he obviously knew his way around the Big Valley.

 

Thanks Rob...couldn't remember the name of that show...but do remember his foxy sister

 

You know your getting old when your 20 year old son asked what color tennis balls I want for my walker....
Why...I ought ta..yuk..yuk

 

You know you are old when you think Barbara Stenwick is hawt.

 

....when you ask a hooker "how much", she responds "old man, you're done" and you ask her "how much do I owe you?"

 

....when you go to the store to buy beer in slippers and plaid flannel pajama bottoms.