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Discussion in 'General VFR Discussions' started by troyster, Aug 7, 2014.

  1. troyster

    troyster New Member

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    SO
    I am at my favorite watering hole having some wings and a beer when this big corp. looking dude walks up to the bar out of no where and say to the bartender, " hey beautiful look at this, you're a Harley girl right?"
    and whips out his phone and goes for a picture.
    She politely walks over to him and a says " no I don't care for them"
    His whole demeanor changes at the same time the other 7 of us at the bar
    start throwing Harley jokes his way
    "hey know what HD means? Hundred dollars"
    the guy is in total disbelief so he asked one of the guys across from me
    What do you ride, and in a heavy German accent he says
    "moto guzzi"
    and the WHOLE room started to ask him about his bike and Big yuppie Harley dude puts his
    phone in his pocket and walks away after being snubbed by the entire bar!!!!!!

    hahahahahahahahahaa Priceless!!
     


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    Aww, he doesn't know any better. He just bought what he thought was cool.
     


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    That's hilarious. The HD guys in your neck of the woods must be slightly more evolved than ours here. I don't think they can manage big words like "beautiful."
     


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    That would have been wonderful to watch!
     


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    He probably had apehangers wit those long girly thingys whippin the shit out of his arms...but hey,they look cool right?
    To bad you didn't get a video from your phone. Funny poser story, props for the cheka

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    SHAAAAAMACK!! Look on his face had to be priceless
     


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    NOT ONE PERSON EVEN LOOKED AT HIS PICTURE lololol
     


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    I hope SOW gets the joke and doesn't start asking questions aboot where this watering hole is thinking the barkeep is a shemale. ;)

    The harleydoods around my hood in Ogeron have not yet evolved to the point of using cellphones. Several are still using a famous brand chicken noodle soup cans and kite string.
     


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    You guys a cruel. That's no way to treat the handicapped............................
     


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    An HD guy with a pic of his machine on his cell phone...

    Ten to one says he "customized" it with mini apes and forward controls... (you know; to "make" it his own).

    Twenty to one says he'll put it up for sale after a winter or two... (with less than 10K on it). And he'll probably through in his do-rag and leather vest for nothing.

    That's alright tho. He's still one of us.
     


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    Where is this place?
     


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    I agree. SOW is emotionally handicapped and looking for love in all the wrong places. Help is on the way.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtmZtIWkQyg

    Please note that the speaker does not address any but normal relationships and none with cats or shemales.
     


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