I had a Little Fall today, scartched my New oem bags.

Are there any for Harleys?

 

Seriously? Traiing wheels?

Is it politically incornrect to refer to soft throw over saddle bags/tail bags and tank bags, as "fag-bags?" Its not my fault for axing a question yah know. Just wana know due to poilitical correctness, I don't wana have to sell my bikes like some owner of a basketball team might have to. :loco:

 

I am a bad speller today : (

 

My suspicions will be confirmed as soon as you post a picture of your bike and trailer...complete with lawnmower.

 

If SOW would just buy an American motorcycle his problems would be solved and he would gain a shitload of cool.

Training wheels? Yep!

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If that's not a "copy and paste" job, I'm simply amazed at your dedication to the decimation of the untamable force that is SOW. In any event, I found it both appropriate and hilarious.

 

Lazlo...you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands. Was this a copy or was this off the top of yer head? Funny shit there buddy boy....

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LOL! I wrote that years ago. The last date I have on it is a revision dated in September of 2010.

If I didn't know better, I could blame it on that Mexican firewater stuff. That cactus juice that costs less to make than what it costs to make the bottles which strangely have the same hue as Coca-Cola bottles or in the case of the stuff in brown bottles close to a jug of Bud.. Yeah I know, it ain't really cactus.. and now I hear in the real cactus juice hooch. the worm is plastic.

Give it a year or so and that worm will have become a pot leaf..

Lazlo is a character created by Don Novello, He was/is Father Guido Sarducci. Probably out of print..He wrote a book called "Letters From Lazlo" He would write bizarre letters to folks like Ferdinand Marcos and print both the letter and the response.. Others too. The real Lazlo Toth was the dude who took a hammer to the Michaelangelo Pieta. A real nutter.

 

Cut and pasted from my WORD DOC folder.. One slight revision.. I spelt restaurant wrong.

I think of SOW as more a untamable farce who is more a user of fifths than tenths.

I have a rep to keep up ya know..

 

Guido...wasnt he a character on Saturday Night Live back in the 70's?

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lmao. thanks for that.

 

Yes, there should be some of that character on Utube. There is a bunch of SNL out on DVD that looks like it was transferred direct from tape. Super high quality audio and video and no commercials..

 

this thread has just gone all to hell.....

 

And your point is. ?..were here talkin about SOW

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I was going to say I agree but that's not enough characters and ya gotta have ten.