R3 - 2014 Memorial Day Weekend. Reggie's Roadhouse Roundup v. 7.0

Just Epic. Hilarious and a Oh Shit! Love it.

 

I got home about 2 this afternoon. I stayed to clean up after all the bozos. Plus, Reggie Brian and I like to have our "alone time."
I left Reg's at about 4 am. I did 740 miles in 8 hours.

California was nice enough to invite me back in 30 days to meet a judge.

No other issues.

This weekend I learned the benefits of riding like a grandma. I rolled around 2 corners just in time to see 3 VFRs taking naps in the street. If I had been any faster, I may have been in one of those piles or the cause of them. Over all, both incidents went way better than they could have. It could have been much much worse.

It was very cool to have all the new guys show up and to see some faces that have been absent for a bit.



Edit: Who the hell changed my avatar?!

 

What happen.....op2:

 

I dunno Drewl. Nice to have new members to our select group of "Welcome to California" brochures.

 

I don't think that you should try to beat my bike handle into submission any more with your forearm. It's just not good for the bones. And, for the record, I only tried to kill you... a little.

 

Sister image of Long taking my pic



Smelling the hallucinogenic Morning Glories with Doug


Bruce getting his butt kicked in horseshoes, again.


Long taking more pic's. I think the camera was grafted to his hand all day.




Drewl 740 mi in 8 hours!? You must have really impressed somebody to ask you to come back. To bad it was the wrong somebody, sorry to hear that. Reggie do you still have a football? May be they just made a trade with you
and you don't know it.....................till now.

 

damn Drew thats an ave. of 92 mph ! why do you only ride like a grandma when your with us ? eaceful:

 

Hey now, I had 3 ribs, and one was tiny. Each time I went back I got something I didn't get before, and there were plenty of ribs on the second plate when I grabbed those seconds.

I'm offended that you're insinuating that I'm fat. I mean have you seen Bruce lately? Sheesh...reggers:...he probably had 3rd and 4th helpings...

 

The cop was cool. He was asking me non-cop related questions about the VFR. As I was signing my ticket, he complimented me on the bike and told me to have a good day.

He cut me a little break to. I was doing 105 when I saw him, he said he targeted me when I was doing 90(just after I rolled off the throttle, and he only wrote me for 80 in a 70. Overall, I am not upset. I deserved it and more.

I stopped and got gas a couple miles later after crossing back into Arizona, then rolled back on the throttle and averaged 92.5 MPH for the entire day.

I am an animal. A machine.

 

Compared to you, I'm a svelt Vietnamese twink. I suggest you start your cardio.

 

Spent two days in Victorville. Rode out of there this morning, through Vegas and up to Green River Utah. 39C most the way. That is 102.2F. My under armour is stinking up the whole motel room. Off to Ft Collins tomorrow. Could not find a contact number for Chickie or would have met her for lunch. Have 2625 mile under my belt so far this trip.

BTW. Gas bars without washrooms for their customers to use piss me off. Makes me want to whip it out and piss all over their pumps. No new coupons.

 

Randy, my bike used to be white

Then I just started peeing whenever the urge hit me.

 

I'm no nurse, but you may want to get that checked out, drewl.

 

and thanks for the new avatar reg! pretty fitting!