Who Hates Harley Davidson?

IMO they should receive equal billing and status. Just to be fair and impartial.

 

Ah, the fabled Torque Hammer, forged in the depths of a Pennsylvania coal mine fire and wielded by the greatest mechanic in the land.

 

Torque Hammer?


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Highly collectable artifacts once included in HD toolkits. Discontinued later when HD figured out they could make as much money fixing bikes as selling them.

( This BB goes back some and there are some "in" jokes, language and references that are sort of obscure. Try the archives for torque hammer.)


If this upsets the harleydoods, I watched a skilled wrench take over an hour to get the rear wheel off one of those rigs, to change our the tire. On many VFRs with a centerstand maybe two minutes to remove the rear wheel.

 

That "torque-hammer" (germans say torque-hummer.) was Klassic! I think this thread may beat it though. Loved that mangled up sprocket that ate the swing arm pictures. Could look at those all day, compared to the ass-less-chap pictures which I have to just gloss over very fast. Don't wana get out the magnifier for those. :lamo:

 

MM instead of "jumping the shark" it's going to be "pounding the torque hammer"?

 

I got the four guys walking and holding hands in their assless garb from google images by typing in " gay Harley dudes".
Yer welcome.
Now I'm going in search of 'torque hammer'!


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This. And a bunch of Harley's


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Close. Where is Long when we need help chimping in?

Gay harleydoods on Google required so many terrabytes that Google had to build a whole new server complex.

Great pic of that Milwaukee drillmotor ,Satanic used frequently to attach chain to Milwaukee boat anchors.

 

From here: http://vfrworld.com/forums/showthread.php/42305-Destroyed-my-Swingarm-take-my-advice?highlight=

 

Just re-read the whole torque hammer thread. Still as funny as ever. I linked it to the1100f website at the time and it was well received there too.

 

For a change of pace, possible death threats, bad grammar and spelling and 27 dudes named Mad Dog requesting pix of you in a pair of those assless, crotchless chaps, toss the thread up on a harleydood BB..

 

Yes and no. It's the dipshit attitude and lifestyle I don't care for! Harley bikes are ok.

 

To be honest, there are many motorcycles I would love to ride. So many bikes, so little time!

But I never think about Harley Davidsons.


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A perfect example of reciprocity.

 

Sorry Billy, I don't have one. You will have to use yours.

 

Well said, BB.

 

I hope you are referring to chaps.

 

UPI April 1, 2O14
Press Release
Disney and Harley-Davidson Announce Joint Venture.
CEO’s Bob Iger of Disney and Keith Wandell of Harley-Davidson announced today in Hollywood that the two giants will join forces in a joint venture for a new theme park to be constructed, as Iger put it, "Somewhere in the west that will exemplify the best of what America stands for.”
Tentative names for the new park are being studied but Chairman Wandell hinted that it would most likely be called Sturgisland in honor of the small Dakota community, mecca for fans of the popular motorcycle. Iger stated that weather conditions in the Dakotas prompted the two giants to get together and provide as he put it, "A real down home American experience open 365 days a year.” Zeimer added that,” Now everyone can go to Sturgis anytime they want.”
Details were not specific but both Iger and Wandell indicated that the full force of Disney and Harley-Davidson would be behind the effort, including a number of Harley-Davidson repair shops positioned on major highways to provide service for riders and their machines to, as Wandell put it, " Take care of our loyal customers in their time of need.”
Iger commented that with the advantageous position that the GATT agreement provides, all merchandise sold in the retail and souvenir shops would be manufactured in either Beijing or Tijuana, BC displaying a new composite logo featuring Mickey Mouse riding a Harley-Davidson wearing a World War Two style helmet favored by many enthusiasts.
A select few park themes were provided in the press release package, Both Iger and Wandell would not comment further, but stated that "What we want to do here is conjoin Disney, Harley-Davidson and the American People in a safe and controlled environment and to break down the myths that motorcyclists are somehow different than regular people.”
According to the press release, the park would be thematic and areas of entertainment would follow the time-tested Disney method of naming the various areas, rides and streets in honor of the Harley-Davidson product line. "In the works," according to the release will be Knuckleheadland, Panhead USA, EVO Alley, Flathead Lane and others to be named at a later date. Futuristic rides and expositions will include "The Magic Mountain Hillclimb and the Hall Of The Presidents in honor of the giant Carvings located in the Black Hills.” A bust of George W. Bush will be added wearing the popular military style helmet.
For a look at what the new theme park might look like CLICK HERE.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDBvKGc1fE