Who Hates Harley Davidson?

The great thing about the HD chaps is that they can be worn backward.

 

If a guy showed me a double polaroid of his " Fat boy " I'd say taking photographs of it and showing your mates is not normal, then again it would also strangly be in keeping with the manner of the content discussed in this thread. :wink:

 

I just get frustrated by all the wanna be badass harley riders out there. Like Cmon... Stfu I know you're a DR during the day time, no need to try and impress people by being a bad ass and blip your exhaust at me like that... we both got fast bikes.

 

Well you are on a Ninja with a rump pack......................................................:hss:

 

Real men don't wear jeans under their chaps. This is what separates the harleydoods from the boys. It also promotes picking up chicks a/o other harleydoods.

 

At least you did'nt call it a "fag-bag." ound: we used to have a backwards day in summer camp years and years and years ago. Don't know what relevance that has but, thought of it anywho0. Cheers

 

Harleydoods have it all with both high and low camp.

 

Billy is speaking from experience, being raised since an early child by Harley parents. Poor lil Billy never fit in...hence why such the animosity and hatred for HarleyDoods

Now grown he was drawn too the Jap Bikes a horror to his Harley Parents, he was left on his own with just the Harley Stock his parents left to him...

Now you know why Billy is so bitter!

PS/ I just bet he has selfies of himself on his phone sporting Chaps...just a hunch. :smile-new:

 

I like Harley's and hate the attitude. I like motorcycles in general. I love anything with wheels that goes faster than I can run. That said, I think it is this attitude that the manufacturer recognized, then cultivated in order to turn a profit that gets most people annoyed at Harley and the fan boys.

To fit in, some of the Harley fan boys you all describe here just perpetuate that stereotype... and I repeat TO FIT IN!

My father who I consider a worthy Harley fan (being that he got his first Harley used in the 1960's and hasn't been without one) appreciates the nostalgia from his youth. I don't know this for a fact (I could ask him) but Harley's might have been considered a performance bike back then.

The truth is people like bikes for all different reasons; some admirable, some not so much. The "elitist" attitude... you're missing the point of owning a motorcycle. It's to have fun not to make enemies.

Oh! The last time I saw a Harley catalog it looked like a fashion magazine for Affliction clothing.

 

Sportster were THE performance bike in stock form back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. I want to say the '69 cb750 ended that forever. Any historians want to clarify that? Prolly don't need the entire history of the Motor Company up to that point. Wait , I got this!
-1903, Harley & Davidson build their first bicycle with a 1/4hp total loss oil motor.
-1969, Honda introduces the game changing CB750.
The End.
Post script. AMF, tariffs, HD makes a comeback and chaps are back in style not just for cowboys and certain gays er... Guy in the village people band.


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Harleydoods hunching in chaps may take some time to find there in public places. Here's what you might do. Talk to the management at that harleydood leather bar where you hang out. (whoops) Maybe work up a pole dancing routine on amateur night, then go for the big one.

 

I thought there was a rule about not posting gay porn? If there isn't, there ought to be!

 

Harleydoods consider them performance bikes now, out of sheer ignorance about anything that isn't a Harley.

I can't tell you how many times I've had a conversation along the following lines:

Harleydork: "I like Harley's cuz they're powerful!"

Me: "No, they're not. My UJM makes more than twice as much power as your leadsled, with a smaller engine capacity."

Harleydork: "Way-ull, I like Harleys cuz they're so fast!"

Me: *sigh* "No, your shitbox tops out at about 100mph, whereas my UJM does closer to 175mph."

Harleydork: "Way-ull, I like Harleys cuz I like torque!"

Me: *Bangs head on wall* "Many Japanese motorcycles make more torque than your Harley."

Harleydork: "Harleys are comfortable, unlike your rice rocket!"

Me: "Dickhead, if you want something comfortable, buy a Goldwing or an FJR or even a Rocket III."

Harleydork: "Naw, Harleys are still the best!"

See, you can't argue with people who are wilfully retarded. It's like they choose to lobotimise themselves at the dealership.

 

Love the Triumph Rocket, every ride was like Captain Kirk and I was on the Milliennium Falcon, or something like that. Farking kick arse power cruiser, you just had to get a kustom tune and get ditch them cats. Not the feline ones...Gay Porn? wtf? Dont make me come over there and hit you with my Mick Doohan lid yah pom...

 

Poms are from England. I am not.

 

Gays stole and ruined rainbows.
Harleydips ruined chaps.
Some gays like chaps.
Very few harleydips have rainbows on the hawgs.


Only logical conclusion ?

Chaps are pretty damn gay.

There I said it.


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Pommes frittes are from France or McDonalds. Real men eat Jo-jo's. Harleydoods, each other. Strange chaps...

 

ound: that has to be the absolute apex of this here thread! hysterical and I don't have a hysterium.

 

Now if I could just hear from VFR777 with words of praise, I would be content.

 

I think this thread has reached the same level of entertainment as the torque hammer thread.