Who Hates Harley Davidson?

Schnauzer rhymes with Mauzer or something, wouldnt it be apropos on a Bavarian bike? Like the mini-Schnauzer btw :thumbsup:

on 2nd Boston Terrier here ; )

 

All Harleys are dogs.

 

But all dogs aren't Harley's.
Not my Terrier. A recent grad at obedience school. Hers are some of mine. and these and this old Gal is almost 17!


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Harleys aren't retrievers either. Unless the harleydoods don't make the payments.

HD should have an obedience school for Mad Dogs who must number in the thousands.

 

Heh heh heh....I have a buddy who owns a Honda VTX and rides it to work religiously. Awesome bike. He found a harley fat boy last week (don't worry, he kept the VTX) for what saw as an awesome deal the he could pass up. Wouldn't you know it, he's already had to out it in the shop for a dead battery and some electrical problem. Come to find out, the stator on this bike was fried. BAD. I guess a man just ain't a harley owner till he's had to shell out a bunch of money to a shop to fix his overpriced bike.

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Sums it up nicely, I reckon!

 

And bought his assless chaps to wear to the Harley bar.

 

I guess I'm not a Harley owner...:single_eye:

 

Now that you have found the path and accepted Jesus into your life, the next step is to stop wearing those assless chaps and going to that harleydood leather bar.

 

Funny thing, was on a 3 day ride with a guy on a Speed triple who'd just sold his HD, good rider who'd had mostly Kawasakis before but he kept wanting to ride side by side in the same lane with people on single lane Hwys and through towns, next stop I asked him whether it was a hang over from holding hands on Harley rides. He laughed and got the message.

 

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My wife informed me that only the guy on the right is wearing chaps,assless.


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They are all Genuine Harley accessories though.

 

And here I thought the acceptance of jeebus only required the removal of the assless chaps just to make it easier for the priest to put his "jesus" inside you....

 

Some of those mega-church dudes are on top of that too.

 

Guy shows me a pic of his 748 Ducati, and I say ,"NICE BIKE, MAN!"

Guy shows me a pic of his Fat Boy, I say, "Nice bike? Man . . ."








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Recent headlines would lean towards the Megachurch preachers being more into the taking of the 'A'holy communion. Around here there is a biker church that leans more towards the metric side of things. Pirates lite. The head jeesus dude gave a talk at my friends funeral service. Seems Jebus is a mighty righteous biker hisself!! With an awesomely strong handshake ! He said, and I'm not making this up, " if your scooter breaks down on the side of life, Jesus and his gang of apostles will always stop to get you back on the road"
Funny thing is my HD riding best friend NEVER mentioned Jebus or religion. I guest Jebus took him to the big dealership in the sky......


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After looking at that picture I will never sit on a Harley again.
Someone here said a POS , now I see what he means.
Harleys are like tractors, but I have to say they are ok because in my job I often have to spray parts of them for a local dealer.

 

That pic raises "that chaps my ass" to a new low.

 

Its too bad that the HD doodes and the "have to be pc correct here, treading lightly" gays, messed up the functionality of chaps. These garments are good alternative to just wearing jeans on the but thanks to the above, you could possibly be construed as a rump wrangler or a heaven forbid an HD rider. :lol:

not either :flip: Good thread though, and I wear those once every blue moon. Twist that into something nasty.