New Red Neck Texan toilet seat

This was spotted at the Howard Johnson Hotel in down town Dallas:

 

Nice..........

 

Cool!! Toilet seat warmers.. Not sure why you would need a toilet seat warmer in TEXAS but heh. LOL

 

Haven't you seen the weather news last couple days Bill? Red neck compromise at its best! I don't think our friends to the south can get the same Natural Gas heated seats we can here in Canada ;-{)

 

Was out in the shop thinking about working on the bike but decided not to. Cause I don't have toilet seat warmers. Does Gerbings make them by chance?

 

OM TO THE MUTHA F'N G......That is brilliant. This time of year ideas like that are oh so welcome.

 

You can;t use the kind of panty hose you wear though Toe. Has to be something less shear.

 

Sorry Randy, the sarcastic tone in my voice just doesn't seem to translate well. Talk about some weird ass weather. Certainly not what would be expected for areas like Dallas, and the southern US.

 

I am going to start reading your posts with my pointer finger stuck in one ear, one eye closed and looking through two mirrors while drinking a beer through a straw. I should be able to pick up on your sarcasm then I think.

 

Hell yes its freezing here!!!! That dem there is one smart Texan.... And for you Canadians...Keep your damn "blast of Canadian air" (as the weatherman says) up there. You don't see us Texans sending "blasts of Texas air" up to your side of the hills. (Although our blasts would stink) :bootyshake:

 

OP, would be more believable if you posted some po dunk town instead. Dallas is just like any other major city in the United States. Actually, Dallas is awful uppity so your pic isn't even remotely believable.

Now go have a Molsen eh. :black_eyed:

 

Sometimes you do send us a blast but it isn't the smell that becomes a problem, it's usually just the velocity of the wind!

 

FACK!!!! ITS SNOWING HERE!! You guys down there in Dallas should keep your goddam snow there.

 

I second that!
It's Fraking snowing here too!

 

Is Canadian natural gas more or less than 98.6 F ?

 

It goes to show you..... The end of the world is near.....Its snowing in Dallas......And the Cowboys are actually winning

 

Actually we didn't get much snow, it was lots of freezing rain and sleet that covered our streets and bridges for the last few days. That and below freezing temps. We get at least a couple days of freezing temps a year, snow on the other hand is a rarity. I just want to be able to ride my Viffer again... sniff sniff tear, I miss'er

 

That's the cowboy's stadium! Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers.