You Know You're Getting Old When:

I gotta tell you, after the last couple days, I am ready to sell every fucking woodworking tool I have. Ended up mid afternoon shutting everything down and going for a ride. I will get over it soon.

 

You know your getting old when your day starts with reading "RANDY" posts...............................................like the obits

 

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Love is like a fart if you have to force it its probably just shit

 

Or opinions on the best tires, jackets, oil, filters, and jo-jo's.

 

Is that you in 1962 Randy?

 

Close....circa 83

 

Know when your getting old...

Just pointing out.... 83 AD the year??? or 183, 1083, 1183, ect..... No matter what year, the jean vest is SWAG to the fullest!

 

Had to look up meaning of swag! Something to do with the way a Scotsman walks.

 

Oh I thought he said "drag". Yea it could be a Scotsman............................never mind old time moment.......

 

I don't know if it's an old thing but every time now before a blade starts spinning I ask myself, "Where are your fingers?"

(In relation to the blade, sheesh)

 

HahahahHah I thought I was getting old until I read through this post, and especially after Randy's 83 pic beings I was only 3 at that point. Thanks guys I feel better about my vanishing hair and bitchy knees.

 

Go take a leaping shit at the wall lil bastard!

 

As of today, I just have to count to 9.


JK of course. After all these years I am still sufficiently afraid of my tools that I remain safe.

 

Lol no need to get testy.......I said testy heheheh. Anyways there is good that comes with age such as I would respect "your" input on a subject above someone younger and less experienced

 

At my age, you need to write down your questions cause either I can't hear you, or by time you finish asking, I forgot what you said when you started.

You do realize I was mess'n with ya when I replied to your post. That was one hell of a party I had when that picture was take with my 35 mm Olympus. OM10. Still have that thing.

 

I was hoping u were messin around. I'm pretty new here so I should probably keep my smart ass quiet lol............... maybe. Olympus makes good cameras, I currently own one. Digital of course, can you get 35mm film anymore I wonder

 

I am sure you can. I still have a couple rolls in the fridge. Wonder if they are any good any more.

 

WHAT! The finger?? You sick old bastard

 

When you start your statements with "I used to"

I used to have a 34 waist
I used to have hair
I used to be able to stay up past 9
I used to be able to get out of bed without making that aweful groaning noise
I used to...