What gets your goat?

When people advertise on eBay or Craigslist and put "key" words in their ad that have nothing to do with the product. i.e. Dainese, Alpinestars, etc. when they are really selling a pair of Bilt gloves or something similar! Really?

 

I say "OUT" the sumbich and name him in this thread.

 

I mean did ya ever try to rent a Harley with ice racing tires to run down that fucking Bing dude?

 

When you are out on the first nice Sunday of the season giving yours and your wife's car a good spring cleaning and everyone who walks by says "Come over and do mine when you are done" Duh yah Elmore. I will be right over. Fuckweed!

Only getting paid at the end of the month and not every two weeks. Hard to budget the beer.

Blended Scotch. Did I say that once before. Too much blended scotch causes crooked lawn mover lines.

Pan Handlers. Go get a fucking job asshole. "Hey Bud. You have any spare change?" No, I just threw it away in the trash a block down. Fuckweeds (unemployed)

Strange 80 year old men who come up and ask what kind of bike you are riding then go on to tell you that back in 1946, at the end of the war, they used to ride and Indian. They think we are having a connecting moment or something. Like I care. Fuckweed on geritol.

 

I'd like to answer but due to cut backs & economising I'm unable to spare the words

 

The solution to Randy's problem is easy. Get one of those blow up Harleys. fill it up and stake it down in the front yard. Everyone in the neighborhood will think you are bad or so cool as to not be approached by the great unwashed.

This riding of Indians must be one of those liberal Canadian things we hear aboot.

 

the snow that keeps falling even when it's spring!

weather advise from a groundhog.

 

the use of "Ironic" and deja vue.....for instance... two ladies were talking about how a friend of theirs had a heart attack and then lost his job and then lost his house all in the same day. Her comment to this was "talk about deja vue...!!!!!!!!!!???????? really???????? this has happened to him before...... oh and people that start worthless threads....

 

so Drewl for the Tiger Tiger thread?

 

Watch how you talk about deja vue! My Oprah re-runs are deja vue.

 

Here's one for you: people driving around at night without their headlights on. It's almost an epidemic in Nashville, seems like every night I drive/ride home from work, there are at least 3 or 4 morons driving around completely blacked out, and it's caused a couple of near misses in just a few months. I blame the brilliant idea to make modern dashboards light up regardless of whether the lights are on, coupled with the general stupidity of 99% of the drivers here.

 

We gottem here too. Being in the North our daylight is short in Winter. We also have fog and rain in spades. Narrow roads too. Seems like most of the morons here who have lost their light switches are driving lifted pickups and have harleydood stickers pasted all over the windows. Most of them are about 5'4" and yes the rumor that there is inbreeding in Oregon is more true than false.

 

And this would be why some idiot invented touch screen computers. That way everyone will have to get used to looking at a dirty screen............... on the phone, the computer, the television...........

How about people who get out of car in a parking lot and hit your vehicle (or bike) with their car door, and then say oops sorry bout that and walk away or have the nerve to deny doing it, while you are standing there.

 

Now that headlights are mentioned What really gets my goat is half assed ideas. We here in Canada started up the right road when daytime driving lights became mandatory. So soon as you turn on your vehicle, the headlights came on. Now here is where it is half assed. Why didn't the just make the whole lighting system come on and not just the headlights? Driving along the freeway in the downpours we get here, BB should understand) and suddenly you come up on a grey car that you could not see because they blend into the water spray so well. If the tail lights came on with the daytime lights, then problem solved. And now, they have changed the daytime driving lights from your low beams to an even lower independent light that barely lights up. Shit people. Turn on the car and all the light should come on.

They should put headlights on lawn mowers so when I cut the lawn at night, I don't get crooked lines.

Blended Sco.........

 

Nearest freeway is about 50 miles from my hood in Ogeron.. In Seattle about a mile.. In Ogeron we got 101..

Sidebar:

The locals, who I am certain have relatives or inlaws in the sign biz, have been putting up "Tsunami Warning" signs all over the place. I think if they could they would erect some on Mt.Rainier, Mt. St. Helens or Mt. Hood. The signs are pretty cool looking. So cool looking that the "other" locals are nicking them..

When was the last Tsunami here? Never... or it didn't register.. Tsunamis can be measured in inches.

How bout a cocktail using blended Scotch and tofu? A Tsunami..

 

Tofu gets my goat. I hate that shit. Mother-in-law used to use it often in many of her dishes. Made sure the wife knew early on that some things in Chinese cooking I don't like are Ginger Root and Tofu. The other stuff I have eaten, I just haven't asked what it was. but it tasted good.

 

Motorcycle riders on boards who state "I'm track only" and think they are better than anyone else and know everything. Newsflash dickheads, the guy riding twisties or even commuting, has the same amount of balls. If you are going to be the man then get a race license from WERA and race. Mounting a lap timer and buying tire warmers does not make you a fucking hero. You are pretending to race at trackdays and have imaginary sponsors.

People in the fast lane doing the speed limit. GTFO.

 

No kidding. My mom's boyfriend was originally married to a woman with chinese background, so he cooks a lot of asain food... which is awesome. But noooo waaaay on the tofu recipies. They just had it last night and I ate leftovers out of the fridge. It's one of those texture/consistency things. It reminds me of animal fat and jello mixed together. Yuck.

 

I am trying to come up with something that emcompasses tofu, goats and Harleys. Nothin so far. Would y'all accept sheep as a medium?

 

normally i would not consider that. but... considering the pm i got from this fucker today stating that today is the first time that i have contacted him about his seat, and even more disconcerting to me, that there are a couple guys in front of me now who are wanting to buy the seat. so not only has this person wasted my time and my money since i missed out on the seat on ebay but, now there at least two more people hoping to buy this seat. so he is wasting at least one other persons time. not to mention that anyone can look at the add for the seat in the classifieds here and see where i contacted him and he replied and i have our correspondence in my pm's. so fuck this fucker!!! i have bought a few things out of the classifieds here and have been glad to do it. thats what a "club" is for. resources and helping each other out. but with fuckers like this monsterkami fucker running round here, i will be leary to purchase here again. so yea, if it were up to me id say "OUT" the fucker.