KC-10 FE's Advice Column

Dear KC,

How can I get my ip unbanned from vfrworld?

 

KC-10 FE,

It's Sunday night and as I am surfing through the channels on TV I came across a program called "Finding Bigfoot" on Animal Planet. WTF! Should I be concerned?

 

Dear KC-10-FE:

If a man says something in the woods, and his wife isn't there to hear him. is he still wrong?

Regards,

Baffled in the Black Forest

 

KC- my question is --my wifes beautiful girlfriend keeeeeeeeeeps on coming on to me and have been married for 19 years-------- I'm DEPENDING on you great one and all knowing .....what should I do ??????????????

 

OH , my avatar----Thats her

 

I know what I'd do: Leave a retainer at my local divorce attorney.

 

Dear Dr. KC10FE

So today my wife looks at me and suggests that perhaps I am spending a bit too much time on VFRWorld lately and thinks maybe I should find something better to do. She suggests that the bike has not seen many miles on the asphalt this week and suggests a good day long ride might be in order. Been married 6 years, have two kids, and life insurance is paid up. Should I be concerned?? Please refer to picture.........:biggrin:

On a side note, my wife is also wondering if there is an area on the site for the concerned wives of the owners of VFR's. She seems to think we are all a little bit,......................... well, ........................................... SPECIAL. LOL

 

ok my first question is,,,,,, why does your wife have a girlfriend? ummmm. ya....

 

IMO, since this thread got dug up from times before don't ask don't tell and certain no-no fraternizations were still in effect, I strongly suggest submitting questions to KC before he starts making up answers before any questions arise.

 

Like a "Ladies Auxilliary" thread !!!!! Oh my f'n oath

 

Yeah, somethin like that. Somewhere she can rant about her crazy husband. She's just jealous cause my son has more seat time on the new VFR than she does. LOL. Somewhere she can talk about quilting I think. LOL

 

Dear KC-10

My wife has made it perfectly clear to me that she is never going to ever even get on my bike. With that in mind, should I drink lager. pilsner, ale or IPA when I am having a ham and cheese on rye?

 

Dear KC, are YOU the tiger.......................otstir:

 

Hey KC-10, Now my wife now says that I rub on and spend more time with my bike then her----should I be concerned ??? maybe a good vibrator for Christmas ?:argue2:

 

I hope KC has a solution to your problem and soon. Mself I would be ashamed of myself for even thinking about buying anyone's wife a Harley for Christmas or any other festive ocassion.