Who knows gerbils ???

It's a long lonely winter in buffalo so squirrelman presently without squirrels recently bought a pair of young gerbils. Who has gerbil experience ??

 

One must define "experience" to remain in context. Overall, I would say norkleboy.

 

:behindsofa:

 

op2: ............

 

Gerbils arent bad but it takes about ten to make a decent meal.

 

My cats would make short work of em!! :chaingun:


Ask me how I know!

 

This guy named Bob walked into a bar with a frog and a gerbil. The bartender, who was curious of why he had such odd pets with him decided to ask about it. The guy replied "that his animals had special talents and could not leave them at home." So, the bartender, who was now even more curious then before, wanted to know what they did, so of course he asked.

Bob then whipped out a miniature piano. He sat the Gerbil down next to the piano and the little thing started playing. After a few measures, the frog starts singing to the tune.

The man that was sitting next to the guy said that he would pay Bob $500 for that frog.

Without thought, the man gave the frog to the man.

As Bob was counting his money, the bartender asked why he sold such a thing. To which Bob replied "it is okay, the Gerbil is a ventriloquist"

 

Just dont name him Lemmiwinks!
(Southpark reference)

 

Wow I can't believe that was 10 years ago.
Jesus, Jesus christ!

 

An old man is strolling at the edge of a pond when he hears a tiny voice. He parts the rushes and there is a frog on a lillypad and it is speaking to him.

The frog says, " I am a young rich and beautiful princess who has been put under a spell by an evil magician. If you will kiss me I will return to human form, make you rich and satisfy your every desire. The oid man reaches down, takes up the frog and puts the frog in his pocket.

The frog says, " I told you if you kissed me I would make you rich and satify your every desire!" "Why do you put me in your pocket?"

The old man says, "Honey, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

 

Nice thing about a talking frog is when you tire of listening to it, in the box it goes and to the closet. What are we to do with our wives?

 

Talk about raising the bar!

 

You've got to keeep listening to them if you want any chance at the box later.

 

Ain't that the truth! You have to choose between listening or opening up the wallet. Even the wallet doesn't work sometimes if ya ain't been listening!:crazy:

Most powerful force in the universe that box be...:tongue:

 

Dont let thme run about. They will chew everythng in sight. Then die in your wall somewhere.

Keep them caged give them something to chew. They will take a rag or old sweater and make a nice nest out of it. Get them a clear ball and put them in it and they will run around the house in that but return them to the cage.

 

Thanks, bp ! Their main occupation seems to be schewing and shredding paper.

 

Haha. I meant chewing. I had to correct that.

 

Richard Gere.