This will piss you off!!!!!

I think the guy squats to pee so he doesn't have to remember to put the toilet seat down.

 

My wife never asked me to give up my motorcycles. She was just happy to run off all of my friends.

There is not much I would like to blow up but I would make an exception for all the "Boom Boom" stereo systems in the world.

 

Its not the stereo system Big_Jim59, its the really bad music coming from it.

 

Can we blow that up then?

 

Absolutely!

 

I got to thinking, (even though some do not think me capable) that that girl may have blow up tits.

 

I DID watch it on mute Tink. Sounds like I was all the better for it.

When I met my wife 21 years ago I had a bike (V45 Sabre). She loved riding with me, but I eventually had to sell it. Ended up in L.A. and she was uncomfortable with me riding but there came a day when I said I felt ready for a bike again. I got a CB750F and rode it for a couple years, before it became a project casualty. Without enough time/space to wrench, I needed something "ready to ride". That's how I ended up with my VFR. No way would she act like that dumb, coked up broad. If some bitch makes an ultimatum like that, I say bro's before ho's and rides before bitchy brides.

Jose

 

And even though she was uncomfortabel with it she knew how much you missed it and didn't rip your balls off for it. THAT's how you know you've chosen the right one!!

 

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This is what I think of this spineless disgrace to man kind----hope this worked !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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No need for norkleboy to watch this one.. No app..

 

"i now pronounce you future enemies"

 

"I spent too long as a kid dreaming and scheming to get any motorcycle to enjoy watching fools blow one up."

Couldn't agree more, add people who smash guitars to the list too.

 

I actually think an enema might do him some good.

 

You got that right!

john hiatt - perfectly good guitar - YouTube

 

Sick and twisted. Who thinks this is a cool thing to do?

 

What a pathetic excuse for an explosion,only the seat and tank got it!!!That will buff out nicely,bit of simoniz and it will look brand new!!

 

I ran over a ukulele once. Does that count?