The Day That Long Dong Popped Her Cherry....And His Cherry, For That Matter....

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  1. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Here are some quick shots of "Long"s Sharpie (black marker) Repair Service"

    Lefty loosey :bump2:
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    Up close and personal. :hitit: :vanity:
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    Righty Tighty...
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    I don't know about you, but it looks brand spanking new to me, in fact, I am starting to doubt that we even went on this ride. :confused:
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    :guitar:
     
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    he may have used the wrong color

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    Great report.

    I guess like many of us here, I learned to ride in the dirt. Reading posts like this make me want to get a ds. Good job sticking it out, Long. No doubt it will only get better.
     
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    For quickee fixee like that, BMW may have touchup lacquer in a dispenser that matches the paint. Best probably to go to a BMW car dealership.. Another is to hit WalMart in the cosmetics department and buy a couple of bottle of el-cheapo nail polish. Then head to the paint department and get a quart of lacquer thinner. Small brushes are a tossup.. There are great ones, good ones and ones that shed like a Chihuahua wearing a hair shirt. Get a good one..Clean it in the lacquer thinner and it will last.

    I see harleydoods in my hood buying nailpolish all the time. They think I don't see them or they are not on People of Walmart. Little do they know.


    Some alcohol might take off some of that marker. Don't try lacquer thinner or acetone.. Bad Juju.
     
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    At the ton?
     
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    Excellent work, can you do mine? Hang on I gotta run to Toys R Us for repair supplies!

    :lol: I second everyone else, just leave the scars there it makes it look interesting and a great conversation starter, "Hey what happened there? Well it goes like this, I was surrounded by ninjas..."
     
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    I am in Vegas, I wish I was riding out here in stead of flying..........having a rough fly :puke: Miss my VFR and the GS :pout: Thanks for all your support. I will be back and will beat that trail.
     
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    I think that these may be useful. LOL.

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    Nice write up...as always...Jason!! You have a way of making us feel like we are riding along with y'all :smile:

    Long..my brutha...we have talked about this.....you gotta pop the cherry GENTLY, ...then you can ride her HARD!! :banana: LMAO
     
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    Thanks Brotha Dave! Would have been great fun to have you along in the dirt. Mr Longest Dong seems intent on redeeming himself, so we may have a sequel on this story. He is currently very busy with trying to launch his "Sharpie Repair Kit" to the masses, so we'll let you know how that goes later on.

    Cheers,

    :vtr2:
     
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    Damn Bro .......... She is not a virgin anymore : ( I blame this one on Jason .... hahahah.
     
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    Seriously, Long?

    A sharpie? on a BMW?!
     
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    Do you have any good suggestion................?:tongue1:
     
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    Well,

    I hear Long is headed to the desert with us this weekend. I'll bring some magic markers. Probably need some bandages, too.
     
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    You don't say? Well, be sure to keep us apprised as I know nothing of this endeavor. :unsure:
     
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