The Day That Long Dong Popped Her Cherry....And His Cherry, For That Matter....

Well, it starts out that mi compadre Long has been asking me for the longest time to take him offroading. He used to own a 650GS (single), and even put TKC80's (knobbier tires) on it when I told him the tires that he had on it were about 80/20 street tires, and would be akin to a pig in a swimming pool. He parted ways with that girl and had a couple affairs with other girls (Ducati's), before he set his eyes back on the girl he has had a crush on for some time now. That purty girl would be a BMW F800GS. He was now truely in love once again. She was cherry, she was shiney, she was peppy, and she had probably never done so much as to set one of her pretty sneakers on the "bare" dirt. Well, things were about to change. Ever since the day that I brought him my complete series of "Long Way Round, Long Way Down, and Charlie Boorman in the Dakar" he has had a passion in his eye for us to just tell our women, "hey, we are gonna go for a ride round the world babe, see you in 3 months." So lately, he has been saying that we have to go offroad. As before, I wasn't crazy about his "street-oriented" with "occasional fireroad inbetween" tires. Nonetheless, I wanted to keep my bitch happy, so I told him to meet me in the early am at at the parking lot of the Silverado Cafe. I wanted something close, something dirt, and something not too hot. We were going to just ride up the Main Divide Road a tad, and she how it all goes. Yes, there many, many, places to ride, but this was close, this was familiar terrain, and we could easily turn around and go back down (crosses fingers), and it is much easier than hitting it from the South Main Divide, or Corona. I told him to bring just himself, no saddlebags, no extra luggage/weight, and let's see how he likes it.

So I arrive at 7:05am in the parking lot of the world renown "Silverado Cafe." I am a little nervous, as I am taking him for his first big offroad ride on this bike, and this bike has basically street tires, with more channels/groves, but then again, I have seen many peeps do this trail on the same bike and tires, many times. I figure we will take it a little at a time, with frequent stops, then we will see if he wants to continue, or throw in the towel. It was a cool, and very peaceful morning to start, with nary a soul around.....that was until "ole red" rolled into town.



Soon, mi amigo, senor Longa Donga, had arrived (with a fresh Vietnamese coffee in his new Wolfman tankbag).



Look at him and his pretty mistress beaming with enthusiasm.



Me getting "ole red" geared up and ready for the trail. HEEE HAW, HEEE HAW



After the first long uphill. The boss says that the trail was "scary" but he loved the nature and beauty around us. His girl is scared too, but she feels "safe" between his legs she tells him...



I ask again to ensure that he wants to go on, and this is what he tells me....



Poseur doing what he does best.



We continue onward for some time. Our destination, Santiago Peak (if he feels up for it). The boss is doing pretty good, considing the new bike, having 80/20 tires, and being new to this road. We keep on trucking until......



It happens...the boss tried doing a "stoppie" when he pulled in and forgot he was on gravel, so on sliding he goes SAFE INTO HOME PLATE! His baby girl is no longer a garage queen/mantel piece, she is a true working woman, earning her keep, and she has the scars to prove it!



We are about a couple of miles south (and several hundred feet) south of Santiago Peak (near Modjeska Peak actually), but I am thinking we have pushed this far enough, and it is time to decend. Prior to that, we decide to do some posing for some pictures.





The boss is ON TOP OF THE WORLD MA!


A beefcake shot for all of Long's female fanclub.....try to contain yourselves ladies....








We start our decent, after I tell the boss that we are not trying to emulate Johnny Campbell and win the Baja 1000, we are but more mortals riding down a hill. Well, there are some loose rocky sections and we roll on thru. Then I pass a section that was a little rockier, and I kept checking my mirrors.....what do I see? The boss decided it was time to "get some" and here he is rolling around with his girl in the dirt. I told him to at least wait until we get down the hill and to get a room......newlywed's.....whaddya gonna do?

Sorry, no pics of the "hanky panky" but I did score some of the aftermath, and man oh man does Long's mistress like to play rough and dirty! :xxx:
The boss even looks a little embarassed that he was so rough with her!





This is from "sliding into homeplate" showboating as usual!



And here is from the aftermath of the "quickie" that the boss and his girl had rolling around in the dirt. At least she matches now!



Longest Dong was so exhausted from all of his trail-lovin" that I had to feed him a full breakfast back home in San Clemente to re-energize his strength!



There it is, there is your story of a man who went up a hill a virgin, riding a virgin....only to come back down a real man with a dirty little whore who loves to roll in the dirt!

Thanks for reading, now please make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in the upright and locked position!

 

I have to admit mi amigo, that was an interesting day, and some good fun and adventures. Your girl is now and forever a "dirty" girl after the day that we showed her!

Your baby girl before the ride: :angel:

And your dirty girl after the ride: :xxx:



:funky:

 

knobbies are over rated.

I ride a 90/10 Dunlop tire on back and a deathwing in front Long and I LOVE it.

is funny, I tried to take video today of the Dunlop getting after it but didn't quite have the right camera angle.
somewhere in the middle of this vid dr650Rist&Flowers.wmv - YouTube

 

If your dual sport doesn't fall over once in a while, you are not riding it right

Yesterday's journey for me:
http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?glId=0sFz0CfcZTpbrBz8BzJKJutW9osVpn3hd

 

cool. looks like fun. Now load those two bitches up and come up here and we'll all go to pozo and make like swingers. I want to see just how far they can go before I buy one...

 

Mucho agreeo..........the mistress looked even better afterwards.

:boobies5:

 

What are we talking about again Reg???