What gets your goat?

Chupacabras! and when people say "anywho" instead of anyhow. Use the work 'like' when telling a story e.g. "I was like, oh my god!" and the use of the word irregardless.

Anywho, irregardless of what I just wrote, I am like, out of here!

 

Easy. I live in the mountains, spend most of my time on narrow 2 lane roads. Great for riding, my commute is 15 miles each way on mountain/country roads. My problem? People crossing the center line around turns. STAY ON YOUOR SIDE!!! That line isn't there for decoration.

Practice it all the time, I do even when I'm in the car. Consiously stay on your side. It really isn't all that hard, and you know what? It doesn't take any longer to get there.

 

People who drive 10 to 15 mph under the speed limit on a 2 lane road during commute hours.

People who have "Baby on board" signs in their car when there is clearly no baby on board.

 

Lets see here.

1.People who abuse Handicap Parking Tags (I strongly support the program)
2.Blended Scotch
3.Cell phones when driving
4.Ridiculous claims in advertising that cannot be supported
5.Blended Scotch
6.People driving with that bright blue light illuminated on their dashboards but are too fucking stupid to realize they have their high beams on.
7.Someone looking over your shoulder while you are typing on the net
8.Did I mention blended scotch
9. people who think they "must" be in the HOV lanes becasue they have passengers.
10. Any commercial vehicle in the HOV lane

 

Such people should have their driving licenses revoked and their cars crushed. I'm serious.

 

Autotune....I hate that shit, if you can't sing stay the hell out of the studio.

 

This one is really no joke...Cars that cross the double yellow lines to move in and out of the car pool lane! In California it is legal to ride in the carpool lane (HOV lane) even if you are riding solo. I see a lot of cars diving in and out of the car pool lane over the double yellow lines, sometimes they are even driving solo!!

 

That reminds me... People who call and leave a nice slow message but then say their phone number so fast and jumbled you cant understand it! DELETE!!

People who will send you an email and then call 5 minutes later to see if you got it and STILL ask the same question they just sent in the email!! To top it off they'll then FAX the paperwork they printed off of an email to you instead of attaching the file!! YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I DEAL WITH; WAIT YOUR #$%&* TURN AND I'LL GET TO YOU! And just because you called your question goes to the bottom of the pile!

 

OR, people that call you back after you've left them a detailed voice mail, and they ask "So what do you need?" ...causing you to go thru the whole detailed reason you originally called all over again. I once had a Regional Manager that confessed to me months after we'd been together that he never listened to my messages, he just called me back when he saw it was my number. Up till then I'd always left detailed messages with specific questions - thinking that he'd need the detail so he could do his research before calling me back. Needless to say, after that revelation I simply hung up as soon as his voice mail chimed in.

...and don't even get me started on everyday abuses of basic English!

 

HAHAHA. I had to do it!

 

I just left a detailed message on my answering service at work and a similar message on my e-mail Goes something like this. "I'm retired now. No need to leave a message or call back?"

 

the word is literally and said that way not litrally dip shits say it the second way to sound sophisticated... shut your pie hole ..
and people that throw the word "Mod" out there because they changes a friggin' bolt to an aftermarket one.....

 

Hey! I did the lower left faring (cowl) bolt mod. Don't be hatin.

 

Autotune is a product of the DEVIL!!

LEARN TO ACTUALLY SING YOU TONE DEAF BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jose

 

lol thats right up there they are governed at 100kmh (62mph) hahahah youd love me id be pushin everybody out the way ahahhaha trucks not governed ahhaha

 

The dorks at the UPS store send your forks to your house instead of Daugherty Motorsports.

Yes, I just discovered this. Gaaaaaaaahhhhh!