Lessons learned as a new parent

haha.....so true tink, so true!!

 

You forgot to add how unrully they will be all day too!

BZ

 

You can always sell him on E-bay.

 

The used kid market ins't that good due to the economy Toe.

BZ

 

No problem Tink, glad to help.

Also, if you and thw wife have date night planned, and your kid wakes up (for no apparent reason of course) do you best NOT to get frustrated. Be a good Dad and comfort the little turd. Be understadning that the mood has been killed and accept defeat.

If you do this, in afew days the wife will really be frisky and crazy stuff happens to cut loose! She may ride your face like the Kentucky Derby and finish by taking a dump on your chest!

Remember, in marriage, anything goes (and should go) in the bedroom if both are willing participants.

As soon as I quit making a big deal about the loss of sex. I started to get a lot of sex!?!

Doesn't make sence, but its the new system you are in. Welcome aboard.

BZ

 

Pictures please Bubba, pictures.

 

Oh, but do enjoy yourself Tink! DOn't worry - you'll only be dealing with sleepless nights for the next 18 to 20 years. Its no big deal.

My youngest one is now 17, so the new concerns are him knocking a girl up, drugs, car accident, and all these other horrible thoughts.

But here's scary for me: My wife is 2 weeks late with her monthly visitor. Blood work from the OBGYN says "nope". Do you know how scary it is at my age, with the youngest kid at 17 and retirement in sight, to think the wife may be? Nooooo thank you!

 

The tape in question is locked up in Bubba Zanetti's gun safe. The viewing audience is restricted to only 2 people (me and my wife).

A funny thing, a friend of mine saw the tape in the gun safe and asked what it was. I replied "What do you think"?
He figured it out pretty quick and was laughing. I informed him I didnt really wnat the kids seeing it, or other people (unlike the Hollywodd moron crowd who makes them left and right and they arn't even good). But I did add the caveat that if my kids ever did see it they get what they deserve and the scarring that will surely follow.

BZ

 

The fisheye lens may not be flattering but will be a HUGE boost to the ego! :thumb:

Just wait until they get older and can walk in your room in the middle of the night. Telling your little one that Daddy was playing Batman to Mommy's Cat Woman does help unless they haven't seen the movie...

 

Yeah but imagine all the cool places you could strap it, or hide it.

 

Too true, however the biggest universal lesson I've learnt being a Husband and father are: " my thoughts are only ever my own while I'm riding a motorcycle ".

 

Bear gets iT!

BZ

 

New addition to the want's list: Go Pro..................arty2: