Damn Harley Guy!

And some don't want it like that. - I would never, ever buy a Hardley. There are so many infinitely superior cruisers out there, should I wish to ride really, really slowly...

 

Nope! One has to be on meds to write that sort of stuff. As best I recall, it was Sauza Conmemorotivo con Sangrita.

 

So...I went into a Hardley dealership today, to order a set of Buell pegs. The guy behind the counter was exactly the sort of person I was expecting: a complete and utter wanker.
He couldn't have been more disinterested or less helpful.
I told him the part numbers I wanted and he pretended they were incorrect. (When he eventually printed out an order form/invoice, the part numbers on it were identical to the ones I'd told him.)
He asked me what year model XB9S I needed them for, so I explained that it didn't matter because 1) they wouldn't be going on a Buell and 2) the foot pegs were the same no matter which year model XB9S they were fitted to.
He insisted that he needed to know which year model I wanted the pegs for, because he needed a year to look up the part. I said, "I can't answer that because I don't know which years the XB9S was made in!" - The cocksmoker said, "It sounds like you need to go away and research it." (?!)
I used my phone to quickly Google a year of manufacture for this douchebag then, while he was placing the order, I said, "I guess you don't get a lot of sport bikes coming here?"
He replied, "It's not that, it's just that we're not interested in other bikes. We don't have anything to do with them. We get hotrod guys coming in here asking us to help them find the right parts. To be honest, it's a bit fuckin' much for them to expect us to help them." (!!!???)

He took my payment and then handed me the invoice, saying "This is yours."
Then he turned his back and walked away. No "Have a nice day" or ""Have a good Christmas" or anything.

 

You got Crazy Glue there Down UNDER? I would glue the mother-fuggers locks on his doors...of course you got to have your disguise on, cause there are cameras everywhere!

Thanks for disgusting me tonight with your story. Sad that cock-smokers like that have a job or business.

 

I wonder if the same guy that worked the parts counter at our local Harley home for chrome got canned and moved to Sndney?

 

know exactly what you're saying billy, cheers...

 

okay, I can't help but laugh my ass off at this one... poor airforce kids... After I got out of the Navy (corpsman) I was approached by one of the dickhead airforce officers that I used to butt heads with regularly.He asked me why I didn't acknowledge him. I proceed to tell him to suck my hairy sweaty and salty..... He started in with stuff about he was going to report me to my command and all. I just laughed even harder in his face and said, go ahead and try... I don't have a command anymore. I went to walk away from him and he starts into "who the hell do you think you are walking away from me." My reply, "When you join a real military come back and talk to me, I might even offer you a drink, until then, lick my bum".

I got a call a few days later from my old commanding officer and she said "Did you really have the conversation I think you did with .......", Yup, her reply"I was hoping someone would finally tell that dumbass he's a pansy".

LMAO, she was awesome. I missed working with her and the others but after a few injuries they kind of say you are done... lol. Thanks for reminding me of that one, I will laugh on and off all night just reminiscing about it again.

 

I'm curious as to one point. I have a friend with a harley and it's I think 1600 or 1800cc, would it be possible for that to take a VFR for a while until the upper speeds start hitting. I've ridden his bike a few times and I've had to back off of the damn thing as the front started to lift. He's got a programmer and full exhaust/intake on it. V&H pipes, the curved ones, I forget the model name, I was actually going to put a set on my vn900b until I decided to just get a different bike.

 

I don't know much about all that other stuff but the guy who has the Harley and the VFR really has great tits.

 

where are the pictures? lollers

 

Well, that's the chAir Force for you, eh? - What do you expect from an organization with a mentality that says "We can fly planes, so we must be smarter than you"? (Even though everyone knows that Naval aviators are the best of the best.)

 

I used to work directly with the flight squadrons at norfolk naval. I worked with the head flight surgeon for the base, great guy. I lived in the area for a while after and used to run into some of the guys for a while but then I moved back to florida. I had a couple airforce friends but yeah, I never cared for most of them. I will agree with the naval aviators being top notch, I would go up from time to time and damn.... what a ride! roller-coasters don't even compare anymore.....

 

Well, maybe that's not him in the avatar. We can be nearly sure it ain't his mom though.

 

That conversation may be the begining of a long lasting fuckbuddy relationship by a couple of groundpounders.

 

This is a still from the GoPro video I made when I flew an R-22 over the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

 

Since you have a few lessons under your belt in a civvie bird and since your new buddy is so far away maybe you can chase down a cute sheep in that chopper.

More impressive would be a vid or a still shot whilst flying under the bridge.

Let us now all join hands and sing the chorus of "Into the Air, Junior Birdmen."

 

Actually, we use them here for mustering cattle, not sheep.

How about some pics of whatever you fly? Assuming it's not fixed wing, of course. (Because those things fly themselves, and there's no real skill involved.)

 

Nice try! LOL

 

My neighbor calls me Quagmire.

And just because they fly themselves doesn't mean we can enjoy some coffee and get paid to watch...








It's funny this came up on the Harleydood thread. An old high school friend of mine is a helo guy and calls me a fixed wing bitch