Any good "quotes"

"Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest".:tongue:
-shit my dad says

 

If it's free it's for me.

Free is my favorite four letter word and f*ck runs a close second.

 

A professor I had a while back referring to the Acura RDX that Honda gave us as a shop car: "Its a nice car, but it couldn't pull a greased string out of a cat's ass."

 

Now you must keep in mind it was something someone else said and it just came into my ears. At a company luncheon a really pretty office girl walk by, but rather young looking, and I commented she was too young and my coworker said "I am like the turtle I get there before the hare"........Pepsi was oot my nose, really.

 

I like this quote >> "Finishing second just means that you are the first place loser."

Rollin

 

My brother use to always say, "I'd eat a bucket of her shit just to see where it came from"

 

If at first you do not succeed, cheat

 

I only had two beers

 

I got plenty of quotes. I can tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

 

"Nothing is good or bad.....thought makes it so" A very true quote

 

"Why put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow"


Rollin

 

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

 

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking.

 

To all my dumb friends: "Your the load your mom should have swallowed".

 

I don't get it. lol