Damn Harley Guy!

Then they waited till he turned to get into the truck, hit him over the head with their teeny helmets, stole his wallet, ran up all his credit cards buying Zippo lighters with Harley logos, sold the truck to some coyote Mexican smugglers, used the proceeds to buy more patches and pins for their vests, and used his drivers license to secure an account at Walmart

 

nah bear, wasn't in the truck.... and I'll be damned if I let any one steal it...we just made the final payment on it ...today.....o

 

Seemdo-
Glad to see you hung in here and didn't get turned off by the immaturity that goes on once in awhile. I'd like to ride a new VFR but I figure it would be too close to my ST1300 to switch.

In the meantime another HD jab: One time I rode my Buell up to the HD/Buell dealer for parts. An HD guy sittting out front looking cool said "Why do you ride a rice grinder?" I just ignored the ass and went inside. The moron didn't even seem to know.

 

Damn Harley Guys!

 

Crazy chit fer sure/I have a drawer full of old knee pucks that would be marketable on Ebay with people lining up for bidding. Go figure, Its like the George Carlin line, "If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some shmuck will buy it". As for foot peg feelers or as the Brits say hero blobs, mine are all filed down the good old fashioned way, grinding on the tarmac. Gota be one of the best sensations grinding a puck or peg feeler. Goes right to your brain stem :smile: Cheers

 

Dont know if someone has already posted it up?

2000 Honda VFR800 Interceptor
0-60: 3.8 seconds
Top speed: 143 mph

HD Ultra Classic
0-60: 9.2 seconds
Top speed: 105 mph at best

Even if you were new to the bike at the time, I think you could have cruised on the viffer and still have been way ahead of him

Dont see many HD's in the UK. All I get where I live is little shits on Aprilia RS125's thinking their bike is the fastest ever..... until I effortlessly ride past them...

 

For those who have interest in motorcycle lore be sure and read the full text of Bears, "A Dark and Stormy Night When Some Harleydoods Ripped Crusty For His Oil Filter and Rode Off Into the Sunset".

Being harleydoods and since all this shit went down in Santa Barbara, both harleydoods were found floating in the surf the next day.

 

Your right not all Harley guys are dicks. My neighbor sold his Kaw cruiser and bought a 2009 Harley Ultra Classic. He always wanted a big Harley. The first summer he had it he put over 20k miles on it. He's been all over with the thing from Florida to the Northwest Washington and a lot of places in between. He and his wife ride trips all the time. He loves the bike and it hasn't given him any problems. Which I consider surprising. One of the nicest people you could meet.

He left it in his driveway when he first brought it home. Of coarse I had to take a photo and give it the real Harley look. Notice what's below the engine. Yea typical Harley. Of coarse I passed this photo around to all our friends.

 

IMO that's what the dude gets for trying to plug a tire under the bike. That bigass heavy SOB squashed him flat.

 

Only because I haven't been here! xD

I love hating on Hardleys; the owners are the biggest poser, douchebag, ignorant wankers I've ever met. FYI, I'm the guy who created this:

[video=youtube;b4ZfaDjxDBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4ZfaDjxDBs[/video]

 

Farking Hysterical. The Mechanic & the Customer - YouTube

Funny there is a piece of cardboard under dah bike so it dont make any un-sightly stains on his driveway cause its already leaking oil! Right? or am I seeing things?

 

I wish I could start every day laughing that hard, thanks.

 

That's the perpetrated myth. I put the oil on the card board and slid it under the bike before I took the pics. Then passed it around. Someone finally saw the oil stained cardboard. They then had another go at passing it around to others that know Don. Well I thought it was funny.......................

 

its true they do leak! Hey you can get a fake oil puddle from aerostich and put it under there too :tongue: think they might even make fake bird shit, that would be good, placed on the seat.

 

Classic. Nice work.

 

Can we still bash Harley doods, or is this thread to old?


One time I was riding and this Harley dood waved at me! Damn Harley Guy!