How Many VFRW Members does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs
And therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
Where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again.

 

And one more to ask, "Which light bulb are we referring to?"... :smile:

 

One to ask if there isn't an aftermarket light bulb (lightbulb) that would make his bike faster.

 

One to pine for the simpler days when everyone was happy with torches.

One to call light bulbs junk and declare that only LEDs are worth having.

One to sit in the dark and build foil hats "just in case they try to get my bulbs"

One to poke fun at where the person originating the post lives and question his sexuality.

One to declare the whole board sucks and needs to ban light bulbs.

 

This post is full of win.

 

So what is the best light bulb for the VFR anyhow.........

 

How many keystrokes in a Google query box does it take to find 8,742 lightblub jokes? Why are there no jokes about 1 watt LEDs?

 

Well duh.

Green,Orange,Turquoise,Red,and Blue with Purple turn signals of course! :wacko: :lol:

 

What is a light bulb and why should we change it?

 

Who is Bud Lite?

 

One to say we didn't use the right light bulb

One to sit around and complain about they weren't invited to the light bulb changing party

One to ask if there is a rainbow light available

one (banned) to say that we didn't fill the light bulb with Slick fiddy...

 

One to go check the circuit breaker after changed bulb doesn't work.

 

I personally witnessed several light bulbs get changed at Long's house...........takes at least two of us.

 

At least five to criticize the wiring, the circuit breaker and the switch, and to go on for a bit about how they would have done it. And probably one or two more to allude to a superior way of doing it so that the bulb will never burn out, but provide no details. :biggrin:

 

Counting the peanut gallery it was a dozen to get it done. :crazy:

 

one to finally flip the light switch to see that it didn't need replacing anyway

one manufacturer to come up with a new, improved light bulb that isn't what anyone asked for

 

Only One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

 

You all forget the obvious;

One to say that everyone forgot the obvious...

Also:

7 to talk about the cool, retro, Gen 5 build light bulbs they created out of parts they had laying around, and how that's far superior to the other light bulbs discussed to date.