So Long VFRWorld

Dear Randy,

I just spent 1.5 hours of my life reading some bizzar thread that I think means nothing but has something to do with a tiger. What should I do to regain my ill spent youth?

Sign me, mutated on Meth

 

Hahahahahahaha LMAO
You guys are a bunch of clown

 

All you homos can kiss my ass too. Look what I got in my email. This is better than winning the lottery. I may buy two Harleys with my winnings.



Global Express Courier Ltd
Wanlida House Building
20 Degbago Crescent,
Lagos Nigeria.
Tel.: (+234) 8131162928
Date:16/September/2011

Dear Customer,

This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International ATM worth the sum of $2,500,000.00(Two Million five hundred Thousand USA dollars)only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data’s

mention below:

1. Your full Name :
2. Residential Address:
3. Private Telephone:

The above requested information’s will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Further more, you might be asking yourself how comes this email, cheque or draft, Anyway, your cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fiduciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying that you are a rightful winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address.

Global Express Courier mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by the lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottery claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost, tax fee and lots of other universal corps and drug searches which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/year.

Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the Global Express has finalized and resolved the whole issued with the legal offices like the International Monetary of Funds(IMF),and the Internal Revenue Service(IRS) offices, the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcel’s to be intact in their office after the released of the parcel’s from universal corps and drug searches.

We are happy to inform you once again that your ATM that contains the sum of $2,500,000.00 is among the 24 parcel’s listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receivers despise, that we lost your private residential address’s, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address, telephone as stated above back to the Global Express where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation.

Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you that’s the fiduciary agent still owes this company the sum of $150 usd before the incident occurs, Note that this fee is not just for delivery but with the immigration and customs stamp duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by the recovering back your parcel? so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favour.

Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. this payment have to be made via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week, only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage?

Which you will not allow that to happen to your recovered parcel that almost gone if not for the love that God have for you by favoring you with his favor by now there could have been no hope at all.We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your home country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance payment of $150 usd the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your home country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favor. And also the Global Express Courier hereby inform all their customers through this media by heradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.

Global Express Courier provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.

PAYMENT INFORMATION FOR THE IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS STAMP DUTY CHARGES BEFORE DELIVERY EFFECT, FIND BELOW the information for Western Union or Money Gram to enable you make the payment of $150 usd before the delivery commence:

Receivers Name: Walter Benjamin
Receivers Address: Lagos.Nigeria
Senders Name: ————
senders Address:————
Text Question: Our God is Good
Answer: All The Time
MTCN or REF Number:————–

Amount to be sent: $150 US Dollar

Please you have to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number to enable us fully proceed on your delivery Global Express is one of the world’s greatest successful story, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years, we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies as Global Express that’s bigger, stronger, better than ever.

Thank You And God Bless.

Mr.Walter Benjamin
Tel.: (+234) 8131162928
cubemanager23@yahoo.co.jp
DIRECTOR GENERAL GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER LIMITED NIGERIA.

 

I'll be even luckier once my $5000USD clears Western Union so a hot 18yr Nigerian Princess can join me after the Admin fee is paid releasing her millions. :smile:

 

Now you know the why of the second Harley..

 

Being unique is good, the real question is, are you useful?

 

I always wanted to ask Kim Kardashian that very question.

 

I can think of at least 3 uses for her. 1 of them is legal in most states, alas the other two are not.

 

Speaking of useful, I learned that our Aussie friends discovered what was - for them - 2 new uses for sheep: food and clothing!

Sorry John451 et. al.!

 

That was a little half baked... Anyway that kind thing was outlawed here in 1871 at the Wagga Wagga Court house. :wink:

 

Wait, they outlawed using sheep for clothing and food? Well at least you still have the first use that you discovered with them.

 

O we still make clothing out of them exporting them as Ugg boots to the US, mind not mentioning it to anyone as it's the secret that makes the wool feel so soft. :wink:

 

I am pretty sure this is what Uggs are made of.

 

Thanks for the coffee spit that has to be the saddest looking cat ever, you win

 

By sad you mean badass! Sh flips her cig butts at me whenever I walk by! Her parole officer has not been seen for a few weeks.

 

Holy old long dead thread revival. TAZ, get back here and defend yourself damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BB needs competition.

 

I agree. When the best ya got is pussies and sheep not much competition.

 

Ya are what ya eat, both are rather tasty....................

 

Rather than say as I always say, "Never bite off more than you can choose", in this case, always carry a flashlight.

 

lol, This belongs in the Tiger Tiger thread...