Nissan promotes running over sportbikes.

I saw a Nissan ad that shows their "Juke" SUV having a center console designed from evil motorcycle parts.

They show some sport bike riders stop to steal a womans purse then the brave Juke driver proceeds to run them over.

It is getting harder to have fun riding my sport bike.

NISSAN JUKE running over sport bikes.

 

I wouldnt a bought that miseryly gas sipping turd from that company anywho, I mean? who dah FUCK changes your name from a nice Americanized name like DATSON...to Nissan? Complete Japanese ass-hole-ians IMHO. I would own a nice 240 or 260 Z car but thats a whole other story.

 

Not to worry, VFR dudes don't steal purses. Only Harleydudes do. The fun part is that the ad will go viral and a whole bunch of Nissan stealers will be eating shit from bikers everywhere.

 

Ass-hole-ians?

 

I am calling Long aboot this.

 

+1 to BB. I Tried calling Nissan to protest but all the script-kiddie would say is to complain to the local dealership. It seems, if one don't own a Nissan, Nissan don't give a damn.

 

Could be, though the guy sounded like he was seriously listening until he found out I wasn't an nissan owner, then he couldn't get me off the phone fast enough.

BTW, you left off the "]" in the quote.

 

SO totally wrong. I think that one just dealt nissan a giant blow in marketing. freakin retarded morons who come up with that deserve me swingin my piece of iron schedule 40 at their heads.

 

I got invited to the nissan test center near casa grande AZ, 4 years ago. The guy in charge of the test center was named Bruce Robinson his email is RobinsB@NRD.NISSAN-USA.COM

 

damn, the little woman just bought a new Nissan Rogue the other week, wish I would have seen this before then...

 

Yikes! Leaving that bracket off is almost as bad as not capitalizing "Nissan" , or saying "tire kicker" when what was meant was "shit kicker".

 

be nice or I'll try to hack your account again and get VFRchick over here to kick your ass....again.....

 

The driver of that nissan would be hot if she was real. But she is animated. So I am getting an animated woody.

 

Where is that bunch of smilies that whines for pix when we really need it? Are we talking toohpick or phone pole? MDF, MDO or chipboard?

 

Composite material. Recycled wood and plastic fibre

 

its kinda a spin-off of Corn-Hole-ians...

That center console looked like a bowling ball bag to me.

 

This whole thing just cracks me up!

Clearly Nissan doesn't think bikers will even pay attention to an add for the Pu-er-Juke - and they're mostly right about that.

And it was DatsUn, not DatsOn (not that it really makes a difference)

 

Shit! My bad...little things like that I do like to get right, When I read the two spellings I could see it in my foggy burnt oot memory. ; )

 

now you got me speeeeling like TOE-CUTTER!!!!!