The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

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Re Sent. Couldn't find the original so maybe I didn't send it after all. My suggestion will be of course subject to approval from Vfourbear see this was his thread to start with.

 

Suggestion approved by thread originator...............proceed with implementation

 

Staytuned....and I am not referring to pipes........

 

Are we all getting a sample of monkey flavored round bacon?

 

Randy needs to send the RCMP after the socknapper... or maybe it's Socky who's doing the kidnapping...

 

I got some Bear flavored round bacon......Im told its delicious.

 

My wife said other wise. My sister and mom did to. My dog and fish as well.

 

There's a place in Cave Junction, OR, that does a really good job with bear meat. Sausage and pepperoni, if I remember correctly. I have no idea if they deal with sock monkeys, however.

 

<Bill Clinton voice> I did not have sexual relations with that fish...........

 

There was a house of ill repute I used to check up on in my former life that did a good job on bear meat too.

 

does that cost extra

 

I somehow completely missed vfourbear's & toecutter's original meaning... I should have known better. :biggrin:

 

Not to worry, no one can figure out what the hell we're doing most of the time anyway. We often don't know ourselves.

 

Sockey succumbs to Turkish style gang rape

Sockey was spotted with Toe, apparently he had him in"tow" when he arrived in G'ville, NV.

He was observed massaging the nipples of fredsncoma prior to plasteringing himself on the window of an Escalade. He finished off the evening displaying his anal pillage on Freds gen 2.

 

WHAT THE FAT FUCK! Do not implicate me in your sick little.........(what do I call this)........primate love torture. Monkey protective services has been notified pal. Sick, just sick.

 

Everybody knows how you roll, especially after a few beers. There is no doubt that you were "intimately" involved in this situation. I'd say that Socky is just fine and in recovery, but you can tell from the pictures and his past activities that this sort of thing is up his alley, and frankly it appears that he was enjoying himself.

This hole thing ugly thing just wreaks of Toecutter's involvement, so don't try to distance yourself.

 

I'd like to know how Randy knows what a sheep smells like in a rainstorm.... hmmmmmmm....

 

I would also like to state for the record that you are all warped perverts and should be jailed for corrupting our little sock monkey. He's such a sweet little monkey. I think he needs a REAL vacation with a woman's touch... some time where he can relax and heal himself from all of the debauchery you have all put him through!!! Where better to do that than in VEGAS!!! Send him my way and I'll take care of the poor little guy.... :chaingun: er, I mean :flypig: :cheer2:

 

^ Just like a woman! :biggrin: