Cracked on Motorcycling.

Thought this is worth sharing as I smiled reading through it...

6 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Motorcycle | Cracked.com

 

He forgot squirrels, dogs, pigs and deer, to name a few.

Larry

 

Get a full face hemet bro!

And never leave it upside down on the handlbers to be rained in, or spit in, or for birds nests or ANYTHING. Put the helmet over the top of your mirror. Woops sportbikes have those trans am type mirrors. nevermind! LOL

 

I left the visor up on my helmet in the shed, the doggie door enterance lost it's door and a bird had built a nest in my helmet in three days as it sat on the bench. Amazing how quickly they throw them together.

 

I saw the aftermath of a Ford F150 .vs. Burro just east of Yuma, AZ proving grounds one night.. Apparently they just let the pack animals go after the Army when mechanized and there is still a herd. I slowed the rental car down after that. Now you know where Burritos come from.

 

Great article (love Cracked!), but I can't believe the author missed the #1 lesson learned by motorcycle owners...."Buying the bike is CHEAPEST part of ownership".