Sarcasm free thread

V4bear is one of the most, if not the most, well read motherfucker i know and can string a serious amount of related theories together to drive a logical point home.

Bz

 

There is a core group on this board that are really good people. I miss those times too.

Bz

 

When everyone runs out of telling the truth things and ceases being sarcastic can we do some really syrupy glurge?

 

What did I ever do with myslef before I bought a VFR and found this place. Great people. BTW. I hate the damned rain!

 

OK...sarcasm aside. The trip to Reggies in 2009 was not the best motorcycle trip I have taken. I mean I dropped Chea CHea. But it was a close second. Second place is good when you think that the trip to Reggies in 2010 was the best. I still am amazed at the comraderie I experienced from so many people whom I have never met before. All because I found this forum. Only wished there was some way that all or at least most of us could get together for a weekend somewhere some time. Now that would be grand. Could be some conflicting points of view around the fire pit and maybe a few roasted biker bums but WTF. It would be a trip, never to be matched.

 

All that needs to be on my grave stone.......and not one bit sarcastic.

 

don't forget about Matt he'll chime in soon

 

To sell more ads, of course. With a good marketer, one should/could make some serious dough with this site and Facebook. We have almost 19,000 members and our demographic is a salesman's wet dream.

 

this place is a Proctologist's dream.... It's full of assholes.....that being said. some of you A holes have lots of good information that you pass around....and thats what its all about.....

 

I hope there was no self-abuse implied. Now if this dude had a bike and a rainsuit he could be one of the chosen ones.

YouTube - Singing In The Rain - Singing In The Rain (Gene Kelly) [HD Widescreen]

 

It's a plot to keep us from our appointed rounds and to let us know that someone is hacking Lady Gaga's Twitter account.

 

I love you guys.
Real talk.

 

Facebook is already getting old, I wonder what the next big thing will be.

Im impressed, so far I have only counted 2.5 instances of anything that could be considered sarcastic, 2 instances of petulant sulking disguised as sexual reference, and numerous occasions of mutual appreciation for fellow board members.

At least thats as far as I got before I collapsed in a laughing seizure at being called a "well-read motherfucker".............without a doubt a phrase containing so much humor in such few words that I froze in my chair and my brain locked up for a minute.....then, slowly, the concept began to take hold.

What other phrases could I come up with that could capture the concept of putting two disparate words together like that?

Here's a few riffs:

Fucking classy

Kick-ass Christian

Raging calm

Classy skank

checkbook liberal

compassionate conservative

dirty Mom

quick prison term

You get the idea.......have at it

 

^^^^

Nothing gets by this guy folks :wink:

BZ

 

military shrimp
giant intelligence

 

are you gay? or just prison gay?

that's all I got right now

 

Are you talking about me?

This is one of the best forums on this crappy internet I've met some awesome people rode some awesome roads thanks to this forum so from the bottom of my heart thank you forum and thank you everyone that made it possibly.

 

Shout out to squirrelman, I think he knows his stuff. And to bear for that avatar. TY.

 

Just because Bear makes a topic request, I don't think the intent was to provide a dating service.