Rossi

The sponsors get all mad when I do that.........theyre such pussies.

 

Slow fat kids are not allowed to conspire in conspiracies.

All the fistfights in NASCAR are because somebody let a bunch of Yankees on the track. It is well known that all good ol boys are Southern gentlemen of good breeding and manners coming from some of the finest trailer parks in the South.

 

That dude is not a slow eater.

 

Not at all rather the lack of professionalism and excited selfishness demonstrated by the Spanish trackside officials. I'm also certain the same amount of ( to quote BB ) "leg humping" on Lorenzo to the sound of "Entrance of the Gladiators" would occur had Jorge taken out Spies in the same circumstances.

 

With the Spanish running the Moto GP scene and much of the Olympic games, we should thank Jesus that they ain't running NASCAR or The AMA. Come to think of it, they might be good at running Harley-Davidson.

Let's also try to keep the leg humping in the realm of metaphor for those so inclined. Not a good thing to do at NASCAR tracks even in costume and full makeup.

 

Back to the original topic, Rossi is a master at pulling off last second dubious passes mostly they work for him check out the epic battle against Casey at Laguna Seca easily the most exciting race to watch during the 2008 season.

Laguna Seca 2008 Linky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfPM77TsGaA

 

Obviously another of those Italian conspiracies.