Have you ever...

Tapped a woman over 300#'s?

 

NO I NEVER!!!!



And reading Randy's post with his accent makes it even funnier.

 

Have I ever quoted Drewl incorrectly??????? Nope, never. Not once. I swear.

 

no i think you covered it

 

sweet eace: now I am gonna go :hungry: try to :focus: :tongue2:

 

had to not fix something on your bike?

 

I've had many episodes of not really doing something I did do. Hmm. Yep, I did that. Have you ever typed anything on this site that makes absolutely no sense?

 

ever replied to the Tiger Tiger thread......um......uh..........um.........maybe.............once or twice possibly I don't recall...

 

had sex with Monica Lewinsky (same shame as the +300 lb 5ft tall "woman")

 

wished you hadn't

 

Now thats a cankel !

 

Have you ever had a Mullet?

 

...banged a girl and asked for her age later? I thought she was over 18, really! (she was 2 months later)

 

Yes, but backwards, I was 17 she was 31 arty2:

 

:smow: im in florida and its still too fucking cold! 37 this morning and colder tomorrow! birrrrrrr :smow:

have you ever been so cold and drunk that you took off your pants and put them on as a sweater?

 

that is Legendary

 

Gone out with a cute co-ed in college, gotten blasted together on $.50 a shot night, gone back to her apartment and shagged until you passed out, wake up with a hangover and a general "crusty" feeling, only to find out that she was too drunk to realize she had started her period, and her bed looked like a murder scene?

 

Something similar to that yes.
And earned my red wings in the same night.

 

I can think of a new thread to start with this one but I am sure that thread would get me banned for sure.