Have you ever...

open ended question. i wanna see how far and entertaining this gets.

 

Seen Crusty with a job?

 

gotten wasted and watched re-runs of intervention?

 

Seen Tink buy beer?

 

seen a grown man naked...no but TOE has....

 

theres Tink defending his hero.......

 

I have....... and not happy aboot Crusty running around drunk in my hood......what was I to do but go to bed and pretend I did not know who he was when the police showed up? The goats and ....well not for open forum.

 

isnt this fun?

 

feckin instigater

 

C'mon its all in good fun! since i don't know anyone from other than what i read on here, i see it all as good ol fashioned ball busting.

 

here ill change direction. had a dog that had unusually loud ass gas ?

 

Gone out and saw the lovely white snow in early December blanketing, creating such beauty. Then when it continues for several days and you need a shovel to shovel the driveway only to realize you lent it to your neighbour last spring and he has moved away. Have you ever gone out to the store to buy a new snow shovel through the 2 feet of snow, on your summer tires because you were waiting for next payday to buy winters, only to get stuck and watch some sweet old lady drive calmly by you , tires gripping the snow like glue. Arrive at the store only to realize the guy in from of you bought the last snow shovel....and he is you new neighbour. Have you ever been out in the darned cold where you take a break from shovelling the snow in you driveway, and have your breath taken away because the temperature is so bitterly cold. You are force to turn yourself away from the wind, only to see some big assed jesus snow plow come along and plow your driveway back in just after you have spent now three hours shovelling. Have you? ....Have you?...

Have you ever gone out to your car in the clear frigid Gawd Damned air only to see 1/2 inch of hoar frost on the windows and you wonder why. You do have an interior warmer in the car. Have you every checked out the circuit breakers for the outside plug and because you car, with it's block heater, battery warmer, interior heater, along with your wife and daughter's cars with the same equipment are all plugged into the same plug. Have you ever noticed that the breaker usually trips the night before and your car has sat out in the God Forgiven bastardy cold air all night and it is frozen solid and wont turn over. Have you ever called for a tow truck and been told that because of the high volume of calls, there is a 10 hour wait. And they insist that your driveway be shovelled.

Have you ever said that snow is not really that heavy then cursed when your roof starts to creak. Have you ever experienced a several hour power failure in these temperatures, and had to go to a Holiday Inn Express to spend the night or two while you await the power to come back on. And you had to walk there cause all your cars are frozen up and are awaiting the tow truck to arrive to tow them from your nicely shoveled again driveway, then receive a call from the tow company to say the plow just came back and plowed the car in again. Have you ever been so fucking pissed off at this good for nothing fucking barren land that is even to fucking cold for Eskimos to survive in. You drink Hot rums by the gallon and get hauled off to jail because you told the fucking wife every day not to plug all the cars in one plug and she is so fucking stupid that she just shrugs her shoulders so try to slap some sense into that bitch.

Have you ever? I mean really guys. Have you ever lived in Winnipeg Manifuckingtoba. Well all's not bad. Summer is only 8 god damned fucking long months away when you can bring out your chemicals and firearms to combat those fucking mosquitoes

I now live on the lower mainland of BC. Peace brothers.

 

hahahahaha did this about a week ago lol

 

your right its old fashion ball busting neewb....
so lets review I don't work Toe is gay confirmed by tink in that he won't bit down a tool to grab a boob ...Tink doesn't buy beer ...this is confirmed by TOE and TOxic on a trip to rushmore this past summer. and Randy..he is just plain A-1 nuckin futz ...anything else you want to know?

CR

 

Not really.

 

Yeh...What nut-bag would live in an area, where in the winter you had to plug your car in? And for that matter. who in the hell would ever own a car or truck with a block heater? Oh my fucking gawd, if it came down to that I think I would drown myself. Wait, the lakes would all be frozen. South FL makes yah soft, was up to the Baltic Sea for New Years though, and it was frozen and cold as fuck. :smile:

 

You have to live in such areas to be able to ice fish. But be careful when cooking. Your wife may drown.....Hmmmmm.