Tiger Tiger

after all it was a five foot cop with a six foot gun

 

"you can get anything you want, At Alice's resturant.

 

Exceptin' Alice...

 

...and they had twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explainin' what each one was, to be used as evidence against us...

 

and we all started jumping up and down yellin' KILLL...KILLLL....KILL

 

Wait for it....

 

Presenting...........all the way from the seat of a yeller 5th gen...........da biggest hooer of them all.................Sir Drewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Must wish the tiger a Merry Christmas!!!

 

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving

 

when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant,

 

but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog.

 

Ever since Crusty posted that avatar, I don't think I'll be needing a Viagra prescription.

 

thats an avatar that wasn't found on the internet.... I took that picture the second week of december IIRC.....on the beach...

 

oooooooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! home gurl is thick! lol

 

and 12 probably

 

no way drewl...she got out of a BRAND NEW top of the line mercedes and has a rock the size of your head on her left hand....

 

A likely story............that's still one hawt ass though

 

I dont always understand everything I know about things. It starts out ok but then things sort of snowball.
There are occasions when I'll just go on autopilot and ignore almost everything.
When I look up at the sky I catch myself wondering if all that space junk will come down and it'll be blamed on aliens or terrorists. I believe just about nothing anyone involved in any way with politics says.
Furniture makes all the difference between being outside and being indoors
It's hard to believe that everyone playing in blues bands are really that sad.
The first person to come up with soap probably made lots of unpleasant mistakes getting it right
It's fun to go back to sleep and pick up your dream right where you left off.
I keep my security access card to my workplace in my wallet so that when I card in to the facility I can say in my head "Scan that ass you bitch" to the cardreader.
I cured myself of worry by switching to obsessively analyzing everything.
Im going to wait until 4D TV comes out cause 3D is for pussies.
When the local used car lot has a car that I like, I get kinda pissed when they sell it, even if I have no plans to buy it.
Coffee doesnt taste as good as it smells.
When someone tells me they believe in something, Im tempted to ask them for scientific proof that they actually believe it.
I like it when people say things like, oh this or that must have happened for a reason, as opposed to good lord I wish this random shit would leave me alone.

 

BTW...............this fuckin RAWKS

[video=youtube;NPA60oJdDWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPA60oJdDWM[/video]

 

Bear , Have you been wearing your foil hat? you sound like you have been skipping a few days here and there..