It's winter

Ok

I got a sack of concrete

A pair of rusty pruning shears

Some packing tape

Half a roll of aluminum foil

Who's with me ?

Wadda ya got?

 

I got a chain saw
2 rolls of tin foil
chop saw
and two screw guns

 

I have some asphalt singles, cedar mulch, contractors grass seed, a tape measure and some weed killer

 

I have a full tank of gas... Let's ride! BTW, SoCal Rules!

 

Most of my stuff is still packed, but I did find my angle grinder and a chisel.

 

6 mouse traps, a smokin' joe mini weber bbq, assorted self drilling screws, a maddox and five PBRs.

 

i was gonna take inventory in the garage, but since the high today is forecast to be 80 degrees, i'm going for a ride! right after i replace the tin foil lining in my helmet.

 

I've got several leftovers including: Leather, zippers, 3" spikes, 2 gal of edible latex, gynelubiment, a reamer, a few feet of chain, a goat named Carl, various prescribed ointments, a Metzler M3, and some frozen chimichangas.

 

WOOT Mwahaaahaaa. No way the cops will figure us out

A mop bucket

A can of starter fluid

Four AAA batteries

Three(!) boxcutter blades

A tea bag

Keep it coming boys!!!!

 

I have a pickup truck with a leaking gas tank, a pile of cardboard, half a case of yeungling, and a leaf blower...

 

I got 1 old tire w/ 50% tread and a screw in it.
a leaf blower

 

did you get that tire from Silver surfer?

Anyway lets see

I have
a wetsuit with the bottom cut out
a bucket of soapy frogs
three turtles
a can of acme all lube
a bag of star dust
and 78 degrees..........
it time to ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOCAL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA

 

I have 3 tire patch kits
20 CO2 cartridges
Pieces of a left fairing from an 86' VFR (nope, that belongs to crusty)
2 pieces of a left foot peg bracket from an 86' (also crusty's)
A left over tube of JB Weld (damn, that's crusty's too)
Ability to take left turns at speed (definitely NOT crusty's!)
Brand new tire front and rear.. it's 55 degrees and I'm still going for a ride! NORCAL!!!

 

A butterfly net
Left handed smoke shifter
PR2 with a patch in it
Dog brush
2 fishing poles
flypaper
Washer fluid
Rectal thermometer

 

Awesome gentlemen. Well done. "goat named Carl". Haahaaahaaa

Caulking gun

Half a roll of duct tape

Bikini bottom

Hard hat

Fonzie lunch box

Surgical gloves

Two carpenters pencils

Brake drum from a 66 Plymouth

An old bag of Skittles

Small mirror with half a drinking straw

Boat

Fake beard

 

my dog has fleas!!! :bluesbros:

 

I have 2 girls
one cup...
wet wipes...
mouth wash...
hand sanitizer...
big bucket...
memory eraser from "Total Recall"

 

I have one of these



and one of these:



do I win?