Uncommon Horse Power Additions to your bike

I got all of you beat cold! I simply changed my speedohealer settings so now my bike is 100 times faster than stock!

 

Cheater..............

 

Well gennamin's them thar's some mighty fine,and one really hasta say, some purty uncommon horseypower addifiers ya come up with thar. But so fer's I kin see no wunz concentrating on the real secret to horseypower addificatin'.
Aerodynamics. Yup I'm talkin' airflow management here gennamin's.
Why that durned 6th gen. Veefer's nuthin' but a big ol' rollin' brick I tell ya. What with all them's pointy surfaces and open holeys ever where it's a wonder the durned thang kin git outta it's own way.
Why just lookit that big ol' hole in the rear wheel. Looks like somebody at the factory fergot sumthin' thar don't it. Holy Smokes that's just gotta be causing so much durned drag back thar that it's a wunder the durned bike even rolls forward under acceleration I tell ya. B'sides ever time I looked at it looks like the durned thang wuz givin' me back the stinkeye. Dang it! Thang wuz buggin' me. So's I dun me up some slick home brewed injuneerin' an plugged it up with a STM frame plug and a stepped machined puck to secure it on the backside of the rim.
Weeeeell now I kin tell ya gennamin's that durned thang's so aerodynamic now that mah back wheel iz slicing thru the air so fast now that it durned near rolls right past mah front.
And that's even before I start the durned bike up I tell ya!
Now howzzat fer uncommom horseypower addercatin'.


Well now gennamin's say yer just not the slick aerodynamic inguneerin' type like me,well looky what I gots fer ya. Durned thang's are so smooth an aerodynamic they just gotta add a coupla three four more horseypower than the durned mod I dun I tell ya. Dang it!



An that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to uncommon aerodynamic horseypower tweaks. Why just don't even git me started on how much more horseypower I'm squeezin' out with mah orange,green,blue,and yelly painted stock lugnuts.
Trust me,ya don't EVEN wanna go there I tell ya! :lol::lol::lol:

 

Well Stosh, aside from me just pissing my pants..............Where would one aquire wun o dem dere spiffy ol VFR rear wheel pluggin deals. I was set on gunna order me onna dems dere STM pluggies likey yun's got, but now I is torn. LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ya kin finds them thar spiffy rear wheel pluggin's at Thurn Motorsport Metallican. :lol:
The website is sorta half German half English so it's kinda hard to read.
Looks like the caps come in seven different color combinations,but hang on to your skivvies,at the current exchange rate they're about $33.00 a pop. :scared:

Here's the link to the web page,just scroll down and you'll find those wheel caps>>>>Fahrwerk-rc46/2

 

I modified the attitude of a Harley rider, updated it with some squid, stretched and lowered the badass, made it earsplittingly loud, massaged the ego to obnoxious levels, and finally gave a it good clear coat of bullshit.

Not sure about the horsepower gains, so I just make up something whenever asked.

Im considering adding some BMW snobbery, but that shit is very expensive.

 

1 gallon of synthetic vtec fluid = 100 RWHP! But only when you scream VTACK!!! at 7 grand, with no helmet, so everyone can hear you.

 

I have removed front and rear brakes, including fluids and levers = 2kg weight loss = 0.5hp gain
Removed half my fork oil = 0.5kg weight loss = 0.2hp gain (give or take)
Currently draining my engine oil - may or may not replace. All that oil has to weighing my bike down. That's gotta be worth at least another 2 freed up ponies.

 

Tow strap, hooked to a Hyabusa.

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God brother, I hope this is a joke like the others.

BZ

 

Funniets thread on VFRW in a loooonggggg time. The laughs are appreciated.

BZ

 

I put one of those bright green mohawks on my helmet, cuts down on drag while i ride full race tuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

 

I am installing those wings on my VFR, like Stoners moto gp ducati.
I figure 25mph and atleast 45hp

 

LOL! ^^^^^

Nah man you got it all wrong Davis5g. I road tested them all,the bright green ones are the slow ones.

I wear the orange mohawk on my helmet. They're faster,lighter,and waaaay more aerodynamic than the bright green ones. :lol:

 

It ain't a joke, he did buy the stuff, I don't remember if he ran it yet or not. Don't worry fellers, he ain't rockin a VFR, it's only an Aprillia he's tryin to boom.................that thing wheelies quick though :biggrin:

 

Well, that's a bit steep, but I'm still interested actually. Have you, or has anyone else seen one of these in person to tell me if they attach securly or do they just push in the hole like a standard cheap ass center cap. If it's the latter they ain't worth it cause I'm gonna hit a big ol bump and bye bye goes my pretty new plug..................:doh::doh: I live in MoCo, pothole and speed bump capitol of the frackin world!!!!!

 

Stosh: The mohawk is ok on your helmet as it uh "fits in with the decor". The paintjob is pretty sweet. Your vfr seems pretty sweet as well from what we've seen. Its currently a work in progress right?

 

He is going to fuck that Aprilia up big time. Unless it's been tuned for the stuff and we don't know it.

BZ

 

NorcalBoy was joking about the tow strap?!

 

It won't hurt it, but it might smell like a pot of money burning when it runs... It's the Q16 type fuels that will cause damage, especially if it isn't flushed and left to sit. If it is the U4.4 type, which it probably is, it is only 103 octane......this is a joke thread, right?


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