what is the most inane motorcycle topic?

im courious. what is the most inane motorcycle topic you can think of?

 

There was this guy one time that had this old beat up VF. He cobbled it together then rode it on the ice and crashed it.
Then he cobbled it together and put a trailer hitch on it.
The whole time he had a seizure condition and didn't take his meds.

Can you believe that?

 

What is the most inane motorcycle topic? I think you just started it. (J/K)

 

lol. thats a good one.

 

Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com

The guy tought that he put 2 bottles of NOS fuel additive to fuel tank which was half full... ...And turned out that it was not NOS fuel additive, it was NOS energy drink.

 

Any thread asking "What helmet should I buy?"

This directly translates to: "I'm too stoopid to go out & try on some helmets until I find the one that fits my head & I like it."

KC-10 FE out...
lane: :usa2:

 

any thread that features:
* dyna-beads
* Chinese bearings suck (with no facts)
* using ATF as fork oil
* using rotella as motor oil
* discussing how fast a VFR can go
* claims of "riding in the poconos is faster than on the track"
* counterleaning stories
* buells are the only bikes you dont have to countersteer
* "how to I tell if my rectifier is bad?" - hint do a google for VFR and rectifier (287,000 articles you lazy f#ck)


slick 50 threads are OK though,

 

This one.or any other one started by goforaride and any of his other alias'

 

Any VFR vs. (Insert bike here) discussion on this site. You wouldn't go to stromtrooper.com and expect them to say that the GSX-R is better than the V-Strom

 

Personal advice columns on a VFR Forum! (Dear Randy)

 

Dear Randy,

Since you don't like to answer personal advice columns, who should I ask?

 

One time, this dude Birdseed was crapping up the chat like ALL DAY everyday with BS after BS after BS so that no one else could get a post in edgewise cus of all the BS everywhere.

 

This one time, @ band camp..................

 

Now THAT was an entertaining column!

 

Any thread that asks us "do you guys think the vfr is a great motorcycle." No we bought them because they run like crap!

 

There was this one guy who got run off a bunch of times but kept coming back with different names.
Every time he would sign back up it took us like 5 minutes to figure out it was his same dumb ass.

 

I got plenty of free time as of late. I'll start an advice column if you want.

KC-10 FE out...
lane: :usa2:

 

The one where the guys bike does his wife, or maybe it was his mom, or some stupid shit like that.