Getting a feel for a Poconos ride.

Douche Canoes and Ass Jockeys. I'm whipped and Pocono is busy in his back room "roughing up the suspect" to the latest version of Playboy.

Are we gonna ride tomorrow or sit around and trade insults all day?

Yea, I'll be there. Whats the plan? Where we going? Was it 7 or 7:15?

 

ok 7:00 meet Pa info center off 80......7:15 stands up. Don't worry I gotta' rout. You just be there tough guy.

 

See ya then! I'll save the insults for tomorrow.

 

I'm in +1... see u way to early tomorrow...

 

........sweet. It'll be fun and most definitely warmer. I'm gonna' run some fun shit with you guys tomorrow. Can't wait.Den you'll be happy we split early brudda'.Pil you da' man. I guess I can't bust balls to much you somehow managed to pull off mothers day and tomorrow.......hey maybe she's whipped.

 

Great ride today guys. Despite numerous attempts the deer were not able to cut our ride short.

i'll just leave this here...

 

...............................toolbag.

 

That's some funny shit, right there.

Good ride guys. Looking forward to see whats in store for next weekend.

 

.........ok asshats. Next Sunday....meet on Rt 17. Exit 15A off 87 or just pick up 17 from 287. There's a sporting goods store just off the exit....meet there at 7:00. It's gonna' take us around 2 hrs...or so to get to Seb's. We'll meet up with him in Kingston. This is a mans ride so Den I'm not sure if you want to go or not.:wedgie:

Here's the route going up.
40.991042, -75.160217 - Google Maps

Seb's gonna' put together a loop somewhere in the range of 100-150 miles.....add that on to what we did on the way up and I'll leave it to you guys if you want to slab back or not. Me.....I'll be heading back down Rt 209. It's gonna' be a all day ride so plan on it.:flex:

 

I leave reading maps and navigating to my bitches.

That being said: What kind of mileage we talking about, Pocono? If I do this, I might actually consider meeting up with you in PA in the morning (if you wouldn't mind the company). I know I could slab it to the sporting goods store, but that ain't no fun. Not that you're fun, but you are entertaining at least!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4jz00Eelbk

Pil I usually pick up my bishes so I'll be by to pick you up....bish.

Prolly around 500 for the day. We can stop so you can change Depends and pee frequently.:biggrin:

 

.......ok Sebbie's got us a perfect...and I mean perfect 108 mile loop. I've been on all of it and you turds will truly enjoy this.

 

I gave up on the depends. I know just wear a funnel and duct tape a garden hose to it, which runs along the inside of my pants and out by my left peg. Works pretty well. What's an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends.

 

...................you're a sick bastage.

 

Words escape me...

Let you know as the week progresses on this one. Taking the girl out in nyc for the birthday Saturday night. Depending on what time I get home I might not be getting out of bed.

 

.............................oh don't be such a pooosawh. Man up boy. Smack her head of the bed board extra hard and she won't even know you're gone.

 

.............................lemme' know if you need me to show her.

 

Every now and then a fine line is drawn in the sand... and then crossed.

So while we're at it, you got any hot sisters, Ed?

 

From my understanding restraining orders are quite a bit trickier to get out of when compared to speeding tickets... but ill let you know how it works out...

 

.......just don't give her a concusion. Oh shit she's prolly gonna' read this and take out an order against my dumass. Well junior......the VFR is a wonderful two-up machine. Oh by tha way, phantom girlfreind.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Please let den out of his cage to play and if you could.........let him have his pens from the jar. He tends to rides like my mom when you keep it.