Who thinks TC should agree to help 'billy?

Man billy god lawnmore engine...no need for oil change eh

 

A post like this makes me wonder who's gonna need the help. SEARCH - WEB SEARCH - Comcast.net

 

I have to agree, that was pitiful.

 

I'm with NCB Tink; you are going to reap dividends for this and only have yourself to blame.

BZ

 

I get the picture. Italians were always criticized for their awkward motorcycle and car ergonomics. The British car magazine writers used to bash on them for being knuckledragging monkeys (long arms / short legs), hence the monkey on the Bimota

 

The Swiss....cheese

I would help Bad Billy, any of you for that matter if I could, but I am pretty sure he needs nothing from me. Not sure what happened, but rest assured I am Switzerland.:yield: Possibly France in this case.

 

As another notorious outsider inside our friendly group, i don't disapprove of Billy's miscellaneous rantings, seering that they're mostly intelligent more or less, often humorous, ironic, anti-authoritan, witty, seldom insulting, and gently insouciuant.

Carry on Billy, and REFUSE to conform with conventional "wisdom."

 

Hey...This is what happens when you burn bridges before you cross....but this the "Obama" era..throw him a bone...LOL

 

Sheeple are those who all think and act the same way, dare not disagree lest they be ostracized, and are afraid to state a contrary opinion for fear of being ridiculed. Squirrelman and Bad Billy are provocative. I like that. Makes me think. Thinking is good. You don't have to agree with someone to respect them and learn something from them.

Personal insults, however, are over the line.

 

It's OK guys, ol tink is on the rag because his cousin just got a new Bimota or he has me confused with the numbnuts twins who leech off the TC.

Any advice on how to change the oil on a two stroke are of course, welcome.

 

This is my 1000th post. yay. I am an "uber guru" now.
Tink, all I got to say is this. The person you are talking about has sent me threatning PM's. He has tried to defame me on my "photo contest" thread.
He has called me a homosexual, and implied that I am on welfare. He has said that I use my freinds and get free stuff from them and give nothing in return.
He has called my wife a prostitute, etc etc.
I said a fair share of immature shit to him as well, both in private and in public. I don't know if its someone with a bad sense of humour, or someone that really really dislikes me.
Maybe its someone with a drug problem, or an alcohol problem. Or deep seated emotional issues. Maybe its someone pulling a prank. Who knows. Who cares. Just press the ignore button.
No more wasting time with it.
If this was my thread, I would delete it. Find the persons profile that is bothering you, and press the ignore button.
Anyways, I already used the ignore button, so my affliction is gone. I wasn't even going to comment here, but I figured I should because it involved me in the "referance" . It's the last time I will ever give this matter a second thought. I mean, hey.. I am an uber guru now. LOL.
-C

 

I wasw actually gonna write something similar minus a few things...... but you know cundalini, you are right. I am guessing that I am one in reference as well, hell it actually could be any combination of people out here that have been stroked wrong by Billy, I bet if he was to come on out to Cali and have a beer he would probably be an all right guy.....nah what am I thinkin.....oh well ignore button pressed........

 

billy O' billy with all your ramblings, jibjabs and arm chair professor knowledge you don't know how to change oil in a two stroke. I'm really surprised you haven't figured it out. So old Grey here will edumacate you. It's really simple. Now follow these directions and you too can become a meckunic.

1. Grab fuel can with two stroke mix in it. (currently using)
2. Dump mix in your car fuel tank. ( or on the ground, which ever is closer)
3. Fill container half full of fresh gas
4. Pour copious amount of a DIFFERENT type of two stroke oil in
5. Put cap on container
6. Shake like a somofabitch
7. Finish filling container with fresh gas

There you have it you just change your two stroke oil. Boy some novices need all the help they can get. You better contact TC if you need more help.

 

Promises, promises. So did you and Krispy tie the old knot and he is hooking already?

 

billy O' billy with all your ramblings, jibjabs and arm chair professor knowledge you don't know how to change oil in a two stroke. I'm really surprised you haven't figured it out. So old Grey here will edumacate you. It's really simple. Now follow these directions and you too can become a meckunic.

Thanks but I really don't want to be a mechanic, but since you have seen fit to display your expertise let's examine the process suggested and find some holes in your little story.

1. Grab fuel can with two stroke mix in it. (currently using)

>> Currently, all my engines including my lawnmower are four strokes. In times past I had a Francis Barnett, a Greeves and a Maico none of which had premix capabilities. Yamaha I think came up with the universal solution unless it was your uncle's brother in law who invented it.


2. Dump mix in your car fuel tank. ( or on the ground, which ever is closer)

>> Oh my! On the ground? Maybe where you live but not on my turf. If you want to live in a shithole go for it. I don't. I don't think the FI on my car would like a two-stroke mix much. Any leads on a late 50's DKW or maybe an Isetta for a two stroke car?


3. Fill container half full of fresh gas

4. Pour copious amount of a DIFFERENT type of two stroke oil in

>> Way too sciency for me...How much exactly is half a copius? Please answer in American. That other metric stuff is soooo confusing. TIA


5. Put cap on container

>> Great idea and this would of course prevent any unwanted spills on the ground turning my place into a shithole.


6. Shake like a somofabitch

>> This is great. I will try it playing some Bill Haley and the Comets on my crystal set.

7. Finish filling container with fresh gas

>> Any suggestions on octane rating? Any good additives that simulate tetraethyl lead to keep those sharp edges on the transfer ports cool?

There you have it you just change your two stroke oil. Boy some novices need all the help they can get. You better contact TC if you need more help.

>> Right on there dude, toss the ball in somebody else's back yard when ya run out of steam..

 

HOLY CRAP!!! I wish I had known about this a while ago. Cundilini, you're the man! Enough said.

 

On the topic of 2 strokes & Bimotas. :wink:

The Bimota V Due was an interesting beast which circulated the gearbox oil to lubricate the cranks bearings and fuel injection to its 2 stroke engine in order to lower emissions.