Extend mileage on VFR1200

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  1. reg71

    reg71 Poser Staff Member

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    Ra Enterprises is pleased to announce the next in a long line of creative and useful technologies for enhancement of riding and daily living in general.

    The ALL-NEW VFR1200 fuel mileage extender. After extensive research and product development in conjunction with Nardy Enterprises, we have come up with a most useful and innovative along with stylish alternative to that pesky low mileage fuel cell located on the new VFR. This new mod, priced at an incredible 3 payments of $19.99 will guarantee you at least another 60 miles bringing you close to or even past that magic 200!

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    But wait, there's more...

    Act now, and we'll also throw in the all new VFR 1200 exhaust modification/fender eliminator tool for an additional $5

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    And to the first 500 orders, you will get a personally signed letter of authenticity from mythical entity of your choice! What are you waiting for? The time to act is now. Don't get caught 30 miles from your favorite Chevron sporting a big heavy ugly looking fender and pipe and not able to even push your 800 lb behemoth of a sport-bike. Call NOW 1-900-386-2277! That's right 1-900-DUMB-ASS!
     
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    Good one.... Hey, get a bigger hacksaw, and cut this monstrosity of a bike in half , throw it to the shredder
     
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    here is the "must have" mod for the VFR1200. Makes the bike look like an RC30!!!
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    hahahahahahahaha ha aha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha
    i'll take 2
     
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    Where the hell are you going to find room for one of all that ass, let alone a second one? I don't even know if it would go through the door in my house....
     
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    And you'll need some of this too for those looong distances you'll be covering so's you don't have to stop to eat

    [video=youtube;QfSfK0AMWlc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfSfK0AMWlc[/video]
     
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    no no not the arse the fuel mileage extender, I'll take 2 of.
     
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    Yo Bear, when did you start doing promos?
     
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    Only for products I really use, Mr Den.

    And I can tell ya right now, what the new VFR needs is more cowbell!!!
     
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    Curiously........... I keep looking at that BIG FAT ASS!! WTF....???
     
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    One can only hope she has a great personality.
     
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    Hell I think the fact that she was willing to pose for that pic proves that... But that is a whole lot of personality... DAMN
     
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