My very own crazy ass thread. NSFW!!!

The chinese takeaway is an instant classic. Gonna show the wife as soon as I get home.

I will also try and show her my clock, but who knows if she will want to see it... we been married a while.

 

If you haven't heard before "Scooters Roofing" is an all time Classic: :thumbsup:
( Warning contains a little swearing and lots of mindless antagonism )


Scooters Roofing Prank call:
YouTube - Scooter's Roofing Prank Call

 

Melissa

This is a post for the heavy metal crowd out there.
I love all music, but metal is my fav when it comes to sport bikes.
that said....

A few of you out there have named your bikes.
I named mine as well.
A few of you are King Diamond / Mercyfule Fate fans.
Here is the copy/paste ode to my bike, Melissa.
I am one of those dudes that gets all attached and stuff.
Shamelessly playing 3 songs here for my bike.

mellissa YouTube - Mercyful Fate - Melissa
meliissa, is that you? YouTube - King Diamond - Is that you Melissa
dreaming in red YouTube - Dismember - Dreaming in Red


edit: I knows its a few black metal songs and a death metel song, but metallica covered them so... i should be safe in the metal crowd.

here is one for you classic rock fans. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EkJRy3gIS4

It is another of my personal favs. I actually do have a silver dollar in both my jackets. Wife put 'em there as a good luck token.

 

YouTube - Cactus Prank Call

 

so i must stay the fat is what you tell me?

my bid is one night in the sack with myself!?

 

I have a tracer up for auction.

 

yeah cactus ya know?

 

Here is one that cracks me up!

YouTube - stupid criminals

 

You must be so very bored.

 

so, so bored....
YouTube - full metal elf

 

This one is freaking cool. Only dirty for those of you that have a dirty mind.

YouTube - sexy cartoon

 

I love those guys on SNL.

Bing Video: Inaugural Speeches: George W. Bush: First Inaugural Address

 

I like this one better.

http://www.rbrenton.com/stuff/bnt/romp_bt_01.swf

 

Nice. Very talented south paw. Keep it coming!

 

This is GREAT! Be sure to read the story below it.

http://failblog.org/2009/12/22/christmas-lights-install-fail/

 

Those come back here with a window saying "Requested Video cannot be played in your region" WTF You really do think we are all commies up here?

 

No, Canadians. Close, tho....

"what are yooo alll laughing aboot?"

 

I'm in shock.

Tyra Banks Talks to Women With Two Vaginas (VIDEO) - Inside TV

 

Too bad that wasn't on Oprha instead

 

IMO, Tyra Banks should be talking to Cuntalini too.