Tiger Woods

A really smart guy once told me, "son, no matter HOW hot the piece of ass; there is some guy out there that's hittin' it that is TIRED of hittin' it." As has been said adnausium, WHO GIVES A BIG RATZ AZZ? Honestly? Women are attracted to LOTS of things, money and power (percieved or otherwise) being the top two. Ask any guy in a position of authority who doesn't look like Moe from the Simpsons!

 

Vfourbear has the same problem as Tiger by the looks of his avatar. Women throwing themselves at him. He must own a Sizzler or Chinese Buffet :tongue:

 

More like Krispy Kreme from the look of things!!!:tongue:

 

Vfourbear will you take money to change your avitar? As to Tiger WHY did he get married; Why I ask WHY??:crazy:

 

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

 

I wonder if she is getting any calls from dudes or chix promising to be____________.

(fill in the blank)

 

Agreed, with the exception of the "oval office" guy. Now, if you're talking about privacy with his own wife, then fine. But for the POTUS to make the decision to kanoodle with some other woman shows a poor lack of judgment. And considering his position, there is no margin for error.

(No no NO I am not trying to make the a political thread).

 

Im not condoning what anyone has done. Tiger, the POTUS, or so so so many others in the past. In fact I believe quite the contrary. What Tiger did was wrong, and so was what Clinton did. Fact of the matter is that those are personal decision of a person's personal life and shouldn't be brought public like they have then. We all make mistakes, some worse than others. Thats life.

 

Might could be that Bill and Tiger's daddies told them never to let thier meat loaf.

 

buddump pum.