Spiders livin in my dash

it happened to me today. scared me to death. there is no explaining it to someone who hasnt had it happen yet.

 

I dont know who to email, BB King or System of a down.

 

More Like Milli Vanilli... (look it up if you're too you to remember)

 

I have bees buzzing around my bike all the time. Not really sure why:unsure:


I shoo them away. They just give me googly eyes and make kissie noises.:makeout:
I have been stung twice while riding. Once inside my helmet on the ear:flame:, and once on my neck just under my collar.
It is not fun trying to get a bee out of your clothes while riding at highway speeds.:bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug:
Let alone a bunch of spiders.

 

Yeah. I mean, I'm only allergic to bee stings as much as the next person, but it could definitely be very dangerous lol

 

that is what " a bee in the bonnet " must mean.
I guess I am more afraid of crashing then of getting stung, cause I somehow stayed upright trying to get that thing off of me.
god it was awful to flip my visor down and have a bee sitting on the inside.

 

Had a yellow jacket hit me at the base of my throat and drop into my shirt a couple summers ago. It then proceeded to sting me 5 or 6 times before I pounded on my chest and killed the llittle bastard! I had welts from the stings for a few days.

 

that sounds like alot of fun.
S C R E W those things.
Glad you stayed on 2 wheels brother.

 

Sung to the tune of Chop Suey by System of a Down

Oh shit

A bee just went into my helmet

Why'd a bee just go into to my helmet? ( it wanted to)

Please get out of my helmet (you want it to)


Oh why ... Why ... Did this bee commit suicide?

Oh why ... Why is this bee spoiling my ride?

 

Yeah that has happened to me twice. Cheeky lil bastards

 

That's probably worse than having a cigarette fall out of your mouth inside your helmet and blow around in there, setting your hair on fire and singing your eyebrows, then turning the lining into a flaming torch, and melting the visor so you can't see where you're going. Could happen!

 

What were we talking about again?

 

Here we have bridles and saddles for our spiders. Giddy fucking up.

 

Buuuuurrrrrrrppp.............hell 'f I know...........grab me one too please bro

 

And your national bird is the mosquito! They're HUGE up north in Ontario, come at you in swarms, and suck you dry like a wanton vampire!