Tiger Tiger

I'll just mention here and now that...

I JUST BECAME THE THIRD HIGHEST POSTER ON VFRW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am a HOOER and proud of it!

 

Just to be clear... was that "poster" or "poser"? Or maybe "hoser"? Hmmmmm...

 

All of the above are acceptable titles for when Addressing Myselfness.

 

congratulations whore.

( that was for drew ).

 

Thank you Thank you.


I could not have done it with out all of you, my loyal fans.

 

Now all you got ahead of you is reg and white knight......

 

drewl, you are my hooer hero! with yourselfness and vfourbear for inspiration i can't possibly go wrong!?!

 

I kicked Vinny's butt months ago. He does not post much any more. RVFR proves to be a formidable foe. I may have to defer to Reg when I get that high. He is after all, the Denizen of VFRW. I could stay one post behind him out of respect.

 

I tried to edit that last night...... but you know. the leaders of all kinds of tribes expect competion to make thier reign strong and show that they can put the young strong tigers in the rightful place... when it comes time. I say death match!!!!!!!!!!it will be glorious... lasting 48 hours..... the one that emerges on top is the victor all posts must have content not just filling the ten character minimum.

Train hard young tiger Drewl...train hard...


too bad the chat doesn't compile posts ...I think you would way be in the lead then.......

 

Back in the day I had like 2000 chat posts in the 7 day period it records. I would be Master of the Universe if chat stats were included and retained.

 

"Loyal", sure. But "fans"? That may be stretching it a bit.

:tongue: J/K, drewl! :biggrin:

 

You know you love me.
You guys follow my posts more than you follow Rossi's wins.
Tell the truth.

 

SAVE THE TIGER!!! Endangered Tiger Penis!!!​

Want to Eat Penis? Go to China...​

You may have heard that the tiger is menaced by the demand on the Chinese black market of tiger penis bone. Tiger penis bone for some people encompasses the tiger's power, including the sexual one.​

Of course, it's like chewing chicken or pork bones, but the poachers are menacing the wild tigers because of such stupid beliefs.​

But the Chinese imagination does not stop here, and each penis in the world for them looks like a panacea. Penises are thought to increase yang (virility) and women are not advised to eat testicles, due to testosterone content.​

The penis diet could not be sustained at the next door Chinese restaurant, but a trip to China would help. There are specialized restaurants in penis delicacies.​

Because many of the dishes are considered aphrodisiacs, discretion must be secured in these placements and they make sure all the tables are in private rooms. Some penises are served raw, like sushi, others can be cooked.​

Giant salami-shaped donkey penises are considered good for the skin...​

Aborted reindeer fetus is also considered good for the skin.​

The double penis of the snakes is considered to increase potency.​

Sliced and pickled ox penis, which has bland and rubbery texture, is considered a general energizer.​

You can also eat in a restaurant yak, seal, horse, goat and deer penises.​

Some westerners compare the tastes of some penises with overcooked squid.​

The black market delivers also the highly desired tiger penis, at a price of $5,700.00, but it must be ordered months in advance. It seems that it tastes the same as other penises, but many people in China just like to order tiger to show off how much money they have.​

 

well Knife, you need to let us know how they taste, K?

 

I'll bet it tastes like shit.

Wait...

 

thats cause you post more than he wins....................

 

Reportedly, like chicken.

 

Generally speaking, eating penis of any kind is most likely a bad idea. You know, karma or whatever you want to call it. And I'm not talking about sex, I mean actually eating a penis. Bad idea. Just a bad idea, no good can come from it.

I eat lots of chicken legs, but it doesnt make me any run any faster. With searing logic like that I have managed to avoid eating any part of a penis, I suggest you do the same, or come up with your own reasons.

Talk amongst yourselves............

 

I love you man.......