A Line I've almost never Stated................

Honey I think we don't talk enough, I want you to tell me everything thats bothering you right down to your PMS problems....

 

I wish I could work longer days

 

The Detroit Lions won!!!

 

The Redskins win the Superbowl...

The White Sox win the World Series...

What do you mean WWE is fake??

 

"I really hate Daylight Savings Time."

 

Dammit Honey, you promised we could go visit your parents on Sunday.

 

(on a first date)

No I respect you......and I really don't want to put it in your naughty place............

 

So how much is that speeding ticket?

 

"The Browns look good this year."

 

they Saints won the super bowl

 

"No really, I just want to cuddle..."

 

"Ya know, Jenna Jameson is actually kinda ugly, and her body ain't nothin' to write home about either."

 

She was kind of cute long ago before she had all of the grotesque plastic surgery done to her face and body. Now she just looks like the silicone whore she really is. :biggrin:
:focus:

 

-No hun, I don't want you to go down on me...

-Nah Doc, I don't need the lube.

 

Thanks for the group ride invite but I'd rather stay at home and rake up all the pretty leaves that fell in my yard,


Rollin

 

Honey, I've decided to sell both of my motorcycles so that I can build you the craftroom of your dreams.

Rollin

 

yea! Colonoscopy time!

 

thanks for the ride invite but I'd rather stay home and build a chicken coop.

 

-Ride? I'm gonna have to pass. I have sewing to do.

 

Sure, Mr. Manson, you can bunk here for a few days.